Questions about becoming a call girl.

[highclasshooker]

Thinking of becoming a prostitute, I want the fast track route I don't want to stand on street corners.

I have no experience whatsoever so am looking for careers guidance.

I want to fit my hours around the school day, I need to be back to pick ds up from school at 3ish so no weekends or evenings.

Is there a demand for day time call girls?
I don't want to work from home (for obvious reasons) so where should I operate from? Do I just book a plush hotel? are there implications in using a hotel? would I need to pay them commission etc?

Can I get a career start up loan from the bank? I have no funds so would need a loan to cover clothes and personal grooming, brazilian wax etc

How do I advertise? Would a website be sufficient or do I need to advertise in specialist magazines?

Do I inform the tax office?

I don't have any sex qualifications, will this hold me back? I have never even read the kama sutra.

How much should I charge? I was thinking of around £250 for a couple of hours does this sound reasonable?

Oh and I really don't want to get a criminal record, I am a little confused about the legal implications. If there are any legal bods around please advise.

TIA

You're talking shit and as someone who has in fact worked as a prostitute and cried herself to sleep after having to fuck dirty,old men to feed her two year old daughter I hope you rot in hell for making a joke out of it.
Somethings just are not funny.

another thread to hide.

I won't be posting on this thread again because I am a regular and have seen only too often people post things and fuck up their name changes which I cannot risk, but please think about what you're going to post before you make jokes out of things like this.

Susie, some of us think that selling your body is vile and seedy by definition, however much money is made.

And, in this case, I don't think the writing, narrative structure or humour is up to much either.

i am not offended or perturbed by this thread.so so obviously a wind up

Policy, I also think the same about selling your body. Regardless what money is made! Good god! I would never do it, and seriously pity the girls that work on the streets every night. Like I said, some of which have been patients of mine. I'm not for one minute saying its ok to do this. However, If it is some ones CHOICE, and not something the feel they need to do to provide money to live on, and more often to provide for a drug habit, then there is a different side to the world of prostitution. a very different side to it.

FGS ! Do not presume, that because I find an obvious wind up, amusing to read and the ridiculous nature of what has been written, that i am 'ok' with prostitution. the fact that it is posted on MN in the first place, and expected to be taken seriously, again, amused me, that I think selling your body is anything, but vile and seedy It was all these things and the utterly ridiculous posting style and account of the interview which made me smile.

I've asked for my post to be removed, as I frankly do not have the energy to justify what made me laugh. I DO NOT feel that selling your body is anything but vile.

Frankly I"m really really offended that because I felt it a humorous wind up that it would be insinuated that I think prostitution is acceptable.When I say I was amused, I don't mean the subject matter particularly, more the idea of it, being so acceptable. Written in a style that could be talking about starting up a cleaning franchise or indeed, a temping agency, like the job being talked about was irrelevant, to me was quirky and amusing. I was NOT suggesting that prostitution was either of those things!

Doneitefore, How dare you speak to me like that!
I was NOT talking shit! I was talking about the experience of someone I was very close to, when I trained as nurse. She was employed by an escort agency, to accompany highly paid business men to functions, dinner etc... she was also expected to have sex with them. Which she did, as the money increased. She did not feel it seedy, as it was always in expensive hotels, she could leave the client if she wished, and she did't have to have sex with them.

You obviously carry guilt, around with you, along with a whole host of other emotions,however, that does NOT give you the right to tell me to rot in hell! How DARE you.

Susie, I'm sorry to have upset you, but you said quite clearly in your earlier post - with reference to your friend's hooker job - 'Its not all vile, and seedy , violent and drug ridden'. So that's what led me to believe that you didn't think that all prostitution was vile and seedy. I'm happy to be corrected.

I wasn't asking you to justify anything - what amuses you and what doesn't is entirely your business.

Oh, and don't think doneitbefore was talking to you Susie - I think she was talking to the OP.

well i hope this is outed as a wind up pretty soon.

heaven forbid a young girl in a position similar to my own comes along and reads this and is of the opinion she can earn a large salary just for some slap and tickle.

Policy, I said that, because, she did not feel it vile and seedy, due to the circumstances she 'worked' in. The other women she worked with, some of which were mums, were not into drugs. there was no violence, in her experience of it. Now, just because I recount something I was told, doesn't of course mean, its always like that for the 'high class' escort. It just definitely was in the case of her 'agency.'

I know you may not have asked me to justify anything, but how could I not, when I felt that you were saying that I feel that prostitution is ok ?It happens to be something I feel very strongly about.

I was simply trying to put across that there is a different side to it, because there is. That is not the same as me condoning it.

Now, i'm really bloody upset that i've be told to rot in hell, really upset.

NO I fucking DIDN"T DITTANY!

I don't think Susie is 'invested' in this thread so much as upset by reactions to her first post and trying to explain. I don't think its good form to further imply she is the OP when she has very clearly said she is not.

Dittany, I am not invested in this thread in any way! i any way, so dont even begin to insinuate otherwise. You are TOTALLY off the mark. And clearly do not know me, at all!

I am not 'bigging' up the author either. I have been trying to defend myself! FFS!

I felt that doneitbefore was aiming that at me, as it was directly below my last post, talking about another side of things. So the accusation that I was talking shit, seemed to fit with the subject of my post.

Jesus fucking christ. I have never been more offended and pissed off here, ever.

I am sitting here, really upset. I have enough shit going on here, with out this. I came on here to take my mind off my life, hoping to be cheered up. For about 1 minute, I was.

I have also, never sworn on this forum, I don't think, ever. SO perhaps that will tell you somethig of how upset I am about this.

Slur, thank you, so much. really, really appreciate that, thank you

I think I should leave MN alone for a bit. I clearly can't cope with it!

I did say I wasn't posting again as I don't want to out myself, but Susie, I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the OP, whoever they are.
I hope the OP rots in hell for making a joke out of something which is so serious, not you.

yep susie, if you can't play with the big girls then leave the room.

Blimey.

As I said before, the OP misjudged her audience.

I can see what she was trying to do but I simply don't think it was funny and it hit a raw nerve with a few people.

Susie - I'm really sorry you got so upset by this.

kiskedde, trust me, I can 'play with the big girls'

Doneitbefore, thank you for clarifying, really appreciate that.

Jani, also, appreciate your reply too.

notjust mum, also, much appreciated. I am making a cuppa, and going to have a cuddle with my clever dd who has just started walking, after having horrible hip problems and we were thinking if she didn't soon, she'd be needing surgery. I might even let her have a feed in the day, for being so clever
Dittany, not sure what to say really. thank you i think?

LIke I say, RL not so good, so prob' not a great idea i get into much in here.