Questions about becoming a call girl.

[highclasshooker]

Thinking of becoming a prostitute, I want the fast track route I don't want to stand on street corners.

I have no experience whatsoever so am looking for careers guidance.

I want to fit my hours around the school day, I need to be back to pick ds up from school at 3ish so no weekends or evenings.

Is there a demand for day time call girls?
I don't want to work from home (for obvious reasons) so where should I operate from? Do I just book a plush hotel? are there implications in using a hotel? would I need to pay them commission etc?

Can I get a career start up loan from the bank? I have no funds so would need a loan to cover clothes and personal grooming, brazilian wax etc

How do I advertise? Would a website be sufficient or do I need to advertise in specialist magazines?

Do I inform the tax office?

I don't have any sex qualifications, will this hold me back? I have never even read the kama sutra.

How much should I charge? I was thinking of around £250 for a couple of hours does this sound reasonable?

Oh and I really don't want to get a criminal record, I am a little confused about the legal implications. If there are any legal bods around please advise.

TIA

OK HCH, the legal position is as follows. It is not illegal to be an escort as the escort is charging a fee for time spent in her company (what is done in that time is between escort and client, but please lose right now any idea that there is a living to be made from simply flattering a man and having dinner with him.)
There is money in high end escorting (£250 per hour is a good starting point, £20 for a blow job behind a skip is not advisable at all).
Really, do read In Good Company. If you are at all serious then you need to read this book, because right now you come across as quite naive and could end up putting not only yourself in danger but any escorts you recruit, if you don't know what you are doing.

"sex" "qualifications" thats feckin priceless what like an NVQ in takin yer keks off

you definitely have a BlahBlah (hons)talking mince

A franchise - lol like subway? Oh tart of the day, or daily specialisms.

may i suggest the hoovering hussies as a franchise name

blow job and dusting andyone?

Scottishmummy, well one can take classes in stripping, pole dancing and how to be Better In Bed (though these are all aimed squarely at people who are either IN A Relationship or gagging to be in one.)

indeedy!do they accept ole trolls goats who wish to trade as slutty secretary's oh and franchise it to sahm's

i believe sadie frost and kate moss and all the fagarazzi did this. yep kate did the white stripes video

So who are you Hooker?

V V Funny!

how about a saucy cleaning agency - called We Suck

Is there such a thing as a high class hooker?

They are just whores who charge a bit more aren't they?

let's not be snitty about whores EricL. Anyone who has to do do that for living is entitled to earn more if they can get it, in IMO.

she's on her way apparently - here, and needs advice - vv funny.

What a pointless bit of posting - taking up space on real threads.

Deluded if OP is for real.

Hmm. I want to be a prostitute.
Now, where can I go for some good advice? That's it! Mumsnet!

Yeah, right.

Notabanana - not entirely pointless. The OP is almost certainly probably a wind-up, but there are probably people reading it who are wondering about the possibility of sex work as a way out of financial troubles. And if anyone is thinking about it, take my advice and read that damn book first.

As madamez quite rightly points out although this is a wind up, people do wonder about working in the sex industry.

I am a mother of 3, but used to be a part time escort, and there are times when I consider doing it again. I was never a down and out or a druggy just a student nurse that needed to make ends meet, there are plenty of people in that situation.

The reason I wouldn't do it again is my children as I would never want them to find out . But there are many times when I am scrapping together enough money to pay the bills that I am tempted.

Notabanana - taking up space on real threads????
You what??

open discussion forum people can and should decide what they want to post and accordingly people decide what to read

would hate MN to become all worthy and prissy only "proper" threads oh yawn

and hey switch off and switch off

There was once a link for a naked cleaner (male) in Childminder's and AP section, in Kent too - was considering the viability of hiring him!

IAAS: You are not the only one to have done it by any means. I know another girl who funded her studies by working as a dominatrix, she is now fully qualified in her respectable proper profession (I don't want to give away any clues at all, just in case) and doing fine.
If you know what you are doing, keep your head screwed on and stay off the drugs, escorting/high end hooking is a feasible way of earning money, though it's as well to save hard - and pay your taxes, oddly enough. You can call yourself a personal consultant, counsellor (you don't actually need to be accredited to any known body to set up as a counsellor) or freelance performer.... And of course, if the very thought of it makes you feel sick, then this line of work is not for you.

I'm back and I got the job!!!!

My morning started badly as I had my grooming done last night as I did not want to be too itchy and streaky this morning. My spray tan went wrong and I when I woke up this morning I looked like I had be tangoed!! . Dh spent an hour this morning trying to to get it off my face with Mr Muscle and flash kitchen wipes and now I seem to have reacted really badly to it and have come out in hives. .

The interview went really well I got the impression that Jonah knew exactly what I was after anyway. Jonah said he didn't have the budget to offer me the salary that I was asking for but agreed to pay £50k plus 25% bonus providing I do the HR stuff and whore his clients . He wanted a sneak preview of my whoring technique (I said absolutely no sex until I have contract of employment) so we went to a room and I did some dirty dancing for him. This is where it went a bit tits up .

I stripped down to my undies and performed some sexy dancing for him on the bed, I then decided to show him how flexible I can be by doing some star jumps (copied from lazy town ) and the poppers from the crotch on my sexy basque all in one thingy came open and he caught a eyefull of my brazilan wax . I was mortified at flashing my flapping fanjo and totally put off my star jump routine, I lost my footing and dive bombed off into a glass topped dressing table! I now have a 3 inch gash on my temple and Jonah had to take me to casualty. Nobody warned me of the dangers of prostitution

But I have the job, a fantastic salary for term time only whoring and I start tomorrow! Jonah owns a garage and apparantly his mechanics have been very naughty boys so I have to go down and dsicipline them. Does anyone know where I can buy a leather whip and thigh length boots?

I'm not taking the piss. Anyway just hide the thread if you don't want to read it.

Obviously people can post what they want.

All I meant was I couldn't see the point of making up something like this, it just seemed like such a waste of time.

Is this your first post? I think you may have misjudged your audience...