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Questions about becoming a call girl.

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highclasshooker · 08/04/2008 16:32

Thinking of becoming a prostitute, I want the fast track route I don't want to stand on street corners.

I have no experience whatsoever so am looking for careers guidance.

I want to fit my hours around the school day, I need to be back to pick ds up from school at 3ish so no weekends or evenings.

Is there a demand for day time call girls?
I don't want to work from home (for obvious reasons) so where should I operate from? Do I just book a plush hotel? are there implications in using a hotel? would I need to pay them commission etc?

Can I get a career start up loan from the bank? I have no funds so would need a loan to cover clothes and personal grooming, brazilian wax etc

How do I advertise? Would a website be sufficient or do I need to advertise in specialist magazines?

Do I inform the tax office?

I don't have any sex qualifications, will this hold me back? I have never even read the kama sutra.

How much should I charge? I was thinking of around £250 for a couple of hours does this sound reasonable?

Oh and I really don't want to get a criminal record, I am a little confused about the legal implications. If there are any legal bods around please advise.

TIA

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captainmummy · 11/04/2008 19:24

God not another thread gone to bitchy. I read the posts and thought it was funny. I don't condone prostitution,I thought Pretty Woman was ridiculously trite, but I thought this thread was like reading Chick Lit. Like Danielle Steele or something.

Well done to babycutiebanana, and hope you're OK susie.

highclasshooker · 13/04/2008 17:34

I am sorry to all those who were offended by it. Personally I just hide threads that I don't want to read.

I have decided to become an Avon lady and will be far too busy learning about what colour mascara should be worn with blue eyeshadow so I won't have time to MN and subject you to any more drivel from me.

Obviously it was a wind up.

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cariboo · 13/04/2008 17:35

dh's comment: "I beg your pardon?"

cariboo · 13/04/2008 17:37

LOL! Surely this is a wind-up?

captainmummy · 13/04/2008 18:30

Awww hooker - what a shame you won't be able to use your star-jumping skills! Mind you, tis but a small step to Avon Lady....

Oh and my mum was an avon lady, before you all jump on me.

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