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EdithStourton · 22/04/2026 19:55

The thread in which Gosie's mysterious adventures will continue. All women welcome to join us for a virtual tipple, fun, support and arcane knowledge. And tractors.

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WearyAuldWumman · 28/04/2026 19:47

MarieDeGournay · 28/04/2026 19:43

Depending on where your leggings are ripped, could they become gender critical if gets worse?😁

Disclaimer: gender is an unproven, ill-defined concept.
But never et an unproven, ill-defined concept get in the way of a joke,eh?😉

Only if they rip up the way...

WearyAuldWumman · 28/04/2026 19:49

MarieDeGournay · 28/04/2026 19:45

So that's what happened to Shergar!😄

I'm glad that you said it!

MarieDeGournay · 28/04/2026 19:49

Boiledbeetle · 28/04/2026 19:35

Just used Suno for a song on a different thread and as I was there thought I'd share a song from ages ago.

https://suno.com/s/bTdppVoAXeUkG7Xc

I never heard that before! It's wonderful thank you Boily!💙
and the line about 'a hunger for adventure' was prescient, wasn't it?

MarieDeGournay · 28/04/2026 19:52

Hedgey, it sounds like you've had a really hard day working through that very complicated situationFlowers
Put your feet up and enjoy your drinkSmile

Boiledbeetle · 28/04/2026 20:01

Ugh.

So many showers!

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Magpiecomplex · 28/04/2026 20:23

Boiledbeetle · 28/04/2026 20:01

Ugh.

So many showers!

Considering you almost ditched that resolution a couple of days into January, I'd say you're doing really well!
Much better than me, having just stepped on the scales 🫣

AngleofRepose · 28/04/2026 20:39

For any of you who might still be wondering:

I have done a bit of investigating.

The little open space next to the Quilting Nook, but just off the main seating area, used to have a few small bookcases and a small reading chair for those who wanted to take their drinks somewhere tucked out of the way and get on with their book. The bookcases and chair are gone.

Above the reading space, there was a small ceiling hatch, nothing special, just your average MDF pull down loft hatch, with a fold down ladder. Someone had been using the space for something. Storing something. Now the hatch is gone. The boards covering the ceiling space are matched perfectly to the existing, boarded ceiling, patina and all.

Several gerbils noticed my interest in the missing hatch, and grouped together, looking nervous. One of them went to find Glenda.

An interesting Dead Parrot conversation ensued when Glenda appeared.

First, she asked me if I needed anything, a drink perhaps? [The other gerbils seized on this gratefully: maybe this would be a normal conversation after all, no need to panic].

No, thank you, I said. Where are all the bookcases?

Bookcases? Um, what bookcases?

And the chair?

Oh, it's...uh.. around somewhere. Yes. Somewhere.

Where's the loft hatch?

Um, what, um, what loft hatch would that be?

Glenda, there was a loft hatch here in the ceiling yesterday evening.

No there wasn't.

[long, silent pause. One of the gerbils in the back lets out a tiny squeak. Another shushes her.]

There certainly was one, and you know it, and now it's been boarded over. Why is that?

I don't know what you mean, what boards, what hatch? Never was a hatch there. Was there? [all the other gerbils shake their heads. Someone giggles, probably Gemma]

Glenda, why did you need to cover up the loft hatch?

[Glenda blinks, a few times. Someone holds her breath, someone else glances sideways at the gerbil to her left]

Wellll... there's no hatch there now, maybe you saw it some other place...?

[long, silent pause]

Anyway, there's no need for one now, there's nothing up there, never was anything up there anyway, not... anymore...never was... <ahem> I'll just get back to work. Lots to do, yes, lots of...things, things to do.

[Glenda sidles away quickly, stepping carefully around the area where the bookcases had been.]

[Gemma starts to quietly, surreptitiously shoo the crowd away, back to work, then frantically poking them until they start shifting.]

Nothing to see here. Nothing. to. see. here. Hmmmm.

I think we'll have to get Gosie on the case.

Boiledbeetle · 28/04/2026 20:44

I'm currently paying Clara overtime. I've got her working hard.

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Magpiecomplex · 28/04/2026 20:49

Boiledbeetle · 28/04/2026 20:44

I'm currently paying Clara overtime. I've got her working hard.

How the hell did you get your AI to spell all of that correctly?!

Boiledbeetle · 28/04/2026 20:52

AngleofRepose · 28/04/2026 20:39

For any of you who might still be wondering:

I have done a bit of investigating.

The little open space next to the Quilting Nook, but just off the main seating area, used to have a few small bookcases and a small reading chair for those who wanted to take their drinks somewhere tucked out of the way and get on with their book. The bookcases and chair are gone.

Above the reading space, there was a small ceiling hatch, nothing special, just your average MDF pull down loft hatch, with a fold down ladder. Someone had been using the space for something. Storing something. Now the hatch is gone. The boards covering the ceiling space are matched perfectly to the existing, boarded ceiling, patina and all.

Several gerbils noticed my interest in the missing hatch, and grouped together, looking nervous. One of them went to find Glenda.

An interesting Dead Parrot conversation ensued when Glenda appeared.

First, she asked me if I needed anything, a drink perhaps? [The other gerbils seized on this gratefully: maybe this would be a normal conversation after all, no need to panic].

No, thank you, I said. Where are all the bookcases?

Bookcases? Um, what bookcases?

And the chair?

Oh, it's...uh.. around somewhere. Yes. Somewhere.

Where's the loft hatch?

Um, what, um, what loft hatch would that be?

Glenda, there was a loft hatch here in the ceiling yesterday evening.

No there wasn't.

[long, silent pause. One of the gerbils in the back lets out a tiny squeak. Another shushes her.]

There certainly was one, and you know it, and now it's been boarded over. Why is that?

I don't know what you mean, what boards, what hatch? Never was a hatch there. Was there? [all the other gerbils shake their heads. Someone giggles, probably Gemma]

Glenda, why did you need to cover up the loft hatch?

[Glenda blinks, a few times. Someone holds her breath, someone else glances sideways at the gerbil to her left]

Wellll... there's no hatch there now, maybe you saw it some other place...?

[long, silent pause]

Anyway, there's no need for one now, there's nothing up there, never was anything up there anyway, not... anymore...never was... <ahem> I'll just get back to work. Lots to do, yes, lots of...things, things to do.

[Glenda sidles away quickly, stepping carefully around the area where the bookcases had been.]

[Gemma starts to quietly, surreptitiously shoo the crowd away, back to work, then frantically poking them until they start shifting.]

Nothing to see here. Nothing. to. see. here. Hmmmm.

I think we'll have to get Gosie on the case.

The walls do move around depending on the current needs, but I want to know what was in the loft.

(definitely wasn't my secret secret secret Tunnock's stash)

Boiledbeetle · 28/04/2026 20:53

Magpiecomplex · 28/04/2026 20:49

How the hell did you get your AI to spell all of that correctly?!

Magic

AngleofRepose · 28/04/2026 20:54

Boily,
Hmm, are you sure? Something's going on.

Magpiecomplex · 28/04/2026 20:56

Boiledbeetle · 28/04/2026 20:52

The walls do move around depending on the current needs, but I want to know what was in the loft.

(definitely wasn't my secret secret secret Tunnock's stash)

We all know where your Tunnocks stash is, Boily...

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Boiledbeetle · 28/04/2026 20:56

The gerbil committee have just made me tell Clara to take the sign down as apparently I can't unilaterally make a decision for the gerbil committee without actually speaking to the gerbil committee.

I'll be sulking in the corner.

I AM A REAL BEETLE. I AM. I AM.

Waitwhat23 · 28/04/2026 20:57

Boiledbeetle · 28/04/2026 20:44

I'm currently paying Clara overtime. I've got her working hard.

I can't say it isn't unexpected.

But I stand by every word!

Boiledbeetle · 28/04/2026 20:58

Waitwhat23 · 28/04/2026 20:57

I can't say it isn't unexpected.

But I stand by every word!

Shut up and drink your pint.

Tea cake or snowball?

AngleofRepose · 28/04/2026 20:59

Ok, I'm staying out of this! Bar gerbils, if you're still acknowledging me, hot chocolate please!

Magpiecomplex · 28/04/2026 21:00

Boiledbeetle · 28/04/2026 20:56

The gerbil committee have just made me tell Clara to take the sign down as apparently I can't unilaterally make a decision for the gerbil committee without actually speaking to the gerbil committee.

I'll be sulking in the corner.

I AM A REAL BEETLE. I AM. I AM.

Of course you are! How would I have these pictures of you otherwise?

Bluestocking Women's Pub - cheapest bar on the internet.
Bluestocking Women's Pub - cheapest bar on the internet.
Bluestocking Women's Pub - cheapest bar on the internet.
Bluestocking Women's Pub - cheapest bar on the internet.
Bluestocking Women's Pub - cheapest bar on the internet.
AuntieMsDamsonCrumble · 28/04/2026 21:02

Of course you're a real beetle, Beetle.

Just as Myrtle is a real lion and Fuzzy is a real puffling. Everyone in the Bluestocking is exactly who they say they are.

FuzzyPuffling · 28/04/2026 21:28

Some of the Bluey residents have been modelling for murals again!

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Boiledbeetle · 28/04/2026 21:44

< shows @Waitwhat23 around the inside of the far right vault>

So @Waitwhat23 , how about I give you the combination to the far right vault and you don't tell anyone I'm actually a cat. Deal?

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Boiledbeetle · 28/04/2026 21:45

FuzzyPuffling · 28/04/2026 21:28

Some of the Bluey residents have been modelling for murals again!

That's stunning!

ErrolTheDragon · 28/04/2026 22:07

AuntieMsDamsonCrumble · 28/04/2026 21:02

Of course you're a real beetle, Beetle.

Just as Myrtle is a real lion and Fuzzy is a real puffling. Everyone in the Bluestocking is exactly who they say they are.

So…are you a delicious pudding or an auntie who is famed for her delicious pudding?Confused

I however cannot be exactly what my name suggests because Errol is a male swamp dragon. But somehow with the combined effects of the high magical potential of the Discworld and the unreality field of the Bluestocking thats ok.Grin

EmpressaurusKitty · 28/04/2026 22:12

I’m an EmpressaurusKitty, which is a very rare & regal feline dinosaur.

And Kitty is herself, of course.

Waitwhat23 · 28/04/2026 22:15

Boiledbeetle · 28/04/2026 21:44

< shows @Waitwhat23 around the inside of the far right vault>

So @Waitwhat23 , how about I give you the combination to the far right vault and you don't tell anyone I'm actually a cat. Deal?

Deal. Love the yellow crocs

Where are the Teacakes and Snowballs though?

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