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EdithStourton · 22/04/2026 19:55

The thread in which Gosie's mysterious adventures will continue. All women welcome to join us for a virtual tipple, fun, support and arcane knowledge. And tractors.

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 30/04/2026 16:42

DeanElderberry · 30/04/2026 16:34

Phew, I'm a month out. School hols start at the end of May, not the beginning, so the roads are safe for a few more weeks.

I did wonder about the holidays in your neck of the woods. But one learns so much at the Bluey...

Time to get out there & be the most dangerous thing on the roads, then, Deano!

DeanElderberry · 30/04/2026 16:46

vrooom

poop pooop

EmpressaurusKitty · 30/04/2026 16:55

AngleofRepose · 29/04/2026 21:39

Oh, Kitty likes your bag!

All the more since I brought catnip mice home in it - she dived in to grab them!

MyrtleLion · 30/04/2026 18:24

Marie doesn’t give Gosie a lecture. She gives her a lead.

“These things moved through women,” she says. “Copied, translated, passed on. Not hidden—circulated.”

Then she marks one name on a short list.

That’s it.

Gosie leaves at first light and heads straight for Oxford.

Not sightseeing. Work.

The name Marie gave her is linked to a small, semi-private collection tied to the Bodleian Library—the sort of place where odd manuscripts end up when no one quite knows what to do with them.

The collection is mid-reorganisation. Boxes open, records messy, people distracted.
Gosie doesn’t sneak. She blends:

  • moves with purpose
  • carries a clipboard she didn’t arrive with
  • looks like she belongs

No one questions a busy small gerbil in a system already slightly chaotic.

She finds it fast.

Not a painting—a manuscript page.

Covered in annotations by multiple women over time. Arguments, corrections, additions. And in the margin:
The same structural mark.
This isn’t art. It’s instructions.
How to assemble the fragments into something coherent.

Then the problem.

A gap.

One item missing from the sequence—recently removed.

Not misfiled. Taken.

Gosie doesn’t linger.

She’s got what she needs:

  • confirmation this is a distributed work
  • proof women were building it collaboratively
  • and certainty the adversary is ahead on the next step

As she leaves, she adjusts one thing—just slightly.

Moves a record. Reorders a reference.

Not enough to be noticed immediately.

But enough to slow someone following her.

Now it’s a race.

And for the first time, Gosie is actively playing it.

MyrtleLion · 30/04/2026 18:24

The image.

Bluestocking Women's Pub - cheapest bar on the internet.
FuzzyPuffling · 30/04/2026 18:49

Unimog?

Bluestocking Women's Pub - cheapest bar on the internet.
ErrolTheDragon · 30/04/2026 18:50

FuzzyPuffling · 30/04/2026 18:49

Unimog?

Thanks, I was hoping someone still had that!Grin

FuzzyPuffling · 30/04/2026 18:51

ErrolTheDragon · 30/04/2026 18:50

Thanks, I was hoping someone still had that!Grin

I'm saving for one.

AlexandraLeaving · 30/04/2026 18:54

FuzzyPuffling · 30/04/2026 18:49

Unimog?

Do those come in badger format?

Did we settle on 👻as the emoji for way-way-behind? If so I'm 👻👻👻. Sorry. Will try to do better on next thread.

EdithStourton · 30/04/2026 18:59

DeanElderberry · 30/04/2026 16:06

What occurred to me after admiring the size of 'my' tractor is that from Saturday until the end of August, 16 year olds, not licensed to drive cars, are going to be barrelling round the back boreens in vehicles like that, pulling trailers the size of bungalows.

Defensive driving from now until the school hols are over.

Edited

That starts round here as soon as harvest begins (end of June at earliest). I did watch a 16 yr old a couple of summers ago trundle onto the stubble, line up with the slowly-moving combine, and hold steady as the arm swung out and the grain poured out of it and into the trailer. He couldn't see into the trailer, but the chap driving the combine could, so was able to advise him to go a bit faster for a mo so that the trailer filled evenly..

And it was just starting to rain, so he shot off out of the field and down the lane at the sort of speed designed to give oncoming drivers palpitations.

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AngleofRepose · 30/04/2026 19:02

I haven't been back at the Bluestocking for long, but I just snuck up the back stairs, past the library (the flying squirrel librarians are already awake and looking busy with some books- I don't think they were busy, they just like to look busy). Then down the steps behind the 14th bookcase on the left, past Marie's books.

At the bottom of the 14th bookcase steps, there is a large rectangular shape where hatch used to be, now clad from underneath with the ceiling boards from the downstairs ceiling.

There's nothing there now except

  • dust, slightly disturbed by the shape of something that had been there for a long time, but which has been removed, recently;
  • a slip of an old library check out card, stamped "Bodleian Library: private collection";
  • and in the dust, the shape of a tiny key.

I went back downstairs, into the kitchen. I made a banana sandwich without telling the gerbils what I was making. Camels will sell their own mothers for a banana sandwich, and I needed information.

Outside the camels were gathered together, some playing cards , some hanging around behind the card players, trying to see the hands being played. (How they managed, I don't know because, as we all know, camels don't have hands).

Carmela was one of the watchers. I pulled her aside. I kept the sandwich in reserve.

I need to talk to you about the other night, and your little... escapade.

Carmela looked...bullish, but somehow still looked like a female camel. She said, I have nothing to say. There's nothing to say about what happened that night.

I said, I found the place where it was kept. I saw where the key used to be.

I held out the banana sandwich.

Start talking, or you'll be explaining yourself to Gosie when she gets back, I said.

TLDR: Carmela says that all she did was carry it. The gerbils wrapped something in loads of cloths, tied carefully with string. Mousie took the key (being an ex-jailbird, I guess they thought that was the best job for her), and Carmela and Mousie carried it down to the marina (there's a marina somewhere), and put it onto one of the yachts. There were other "forrin" gerbils there, on the yacht, and they took the key from Mousie and sailed away with the "package" at speed.

I asked Carmela what she meant by "forrin." Apparently the gerbils were speaking French.

And Italian, with a little bit of medieval Latin.

How did Carmela know what languages they were? Apparently she can imitate pretty well, and the flying squirrel librarians are very... knowledgeable.

That's all I got from her.

So, now I'm back, and boy do I need a drink! Gerbils, Tallisker, double, neat please!

EdithStourton · 30/04/2026 19:02

Unimog just sounds like a highly qualified feline.

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MyrtleLion · 30/04/2026 19:24

AngleofRepose · 30/04/2026 19:02

I haven't been back at the Bluestocking for long, but I just snuck up the back stairs, past the library (the flying squirrel librarians are already awake and looking busy with some books- I don't think they were busy, they just like to look busy). Then down the steps behind the 14th bookcase on the left, past Marie's books.

At the bottom of the 14th bookcase steps, there is a large rectangular shape where hatch used to be, now clad from underneath with the ceiling boards from the downstairs ceiling.

There's nothing there now except

  • dust, slightly disturbed by the shape of something that had been there for a long time, but which has been removed, recently;
  • a slip of an old library check out card, stamped "Bodleian Library: private collection";
  • and in the dust, the shape of a tiny key.

I went back downstairs, into the kitchen. I made a banana sandwich without telling the gerbils what I was making. Camels will sell their own mothers for a banana sandwich, and I needed information.

Outside the camels were gathered together, some playing cards , some hanging around behind the card players, trying to see the hands being played. (How they managed, I don't know because, as we all know, camels don't have hands).

Carmela was one of the watchers. I pulled her aside. I kept the sandwich in reserve.

I need to talk to you about the other night, and your little... escapade.

Carmela looked...bullish, but somehow still looked like a female camel. She said, I have nothing to say. There's nothing to say about what happened that night.

I said, I found the place where it was kept. I saw where the key used to be.

I held out the banana sandwich.

Start talking, or you'll be explaining yourself to Gosie when she gets back, I said.

TLDR: Carmela says that all she did was carry it. The gerbils wrapped something in loads of cloths, tied carefully with string. Mousie took the key (being an ex-jailbird, I guess they thought that was the best job for her), and Carmela and Mousie carried it down to the marina (there's a marina somewhere), and put it onto one of the yachts. There were other "forrin" gerbils there, on the yacht, and they took the key from Mousie and sailed away with the "package" at speed.

I asked Carmela what she meant by "forrin." Apparently the gerbils were speaking French.

And Italian, with a little bit of medieval Latin.

How did Carmela know what languages they were? Apparently she can imitate pretty well, and the flying squirrel librarians are very... knowledgeable.

That's all I got from her.

So, now I'm back, and boy do I need a drink! Gerbils, Tallisker, double, neat please!

Oh my goodness!

I think there might be a connection with Gosie's mission and the adversary.

The gerbils were just too good at clearing up. If Maud were around she would have reminded them to retain the hatch...

AngleofRepose · 30/04/2026 19:37

MyrtleLion · 30/04/2026 19:24

Oh my goodness!

I think there might be a connection with Gosie's mission and the adversary.

The gerbils were just too good at clearing up. If Maud were around she would have reminded them to retain the hatch...

I think there must be! I have gone as far as I can go with it now, because I don't think even the gerbils know what was really going on. They were just caught up in all the excitement and secrecy.

AngleofRepose · 30/04/2026 19:50

I am disappointed with the bungalows I viewed today. Both in very nice areas, close to public transport and shops, lots of trees, etc. One is probably (definitely) too small, the other one has the most beautiful garden with fruit trees but is a 200% (sorry) project with rising damp and hasn't really been touched in 50 years. The agent seems to think that whoever buys it will just pull it down. I feel like I should buy it at least so I can save the garden! But it would be a money pit.
Back to the drawing board.

MyrtleLion · 30/04/2026 20:36

AngleofRepose · 30/04/2026 19:37

I think there must be! I have gone as far as I can go with it now, because I don't think even the gerbils know what was really going on. They were just caught up in all the excitement and secrecy.

This isn’t Gosie.
And it’s not random gerbil mischief either.
What you’ve got there is a clean, professional extraction that overlaps perfectly with Gosie’s Oxford move.
Look at the pattern:

  • Bodleian private collection reference → matches Gosie’s target
  • Missing item + missing key → deliberate removal, not curiosity
  • Wrapped object, carefully handled → they knew its value and fragility
  • Languages (French, Italian, medieval Latin) → scholarly network, not pub gerbils
  • Marina, yacht, immediate departure → pre-planned exit route
That’s not Bluestocking chaos. That’s external operators using internal access. The key detail is timing. Gosie finds:
  • a manuscript with instructions
  • a missing next piece
At the same time, the Bluestocking:
  • loses a long-held object
  • to multilingual, organised “forrin” gerbils
That’s your overlap.

So:
Have the gerbils been subverted?
Partially. They were used—knowingly or not—as logistics.
Is Gosie directing this?
No. She doesn’t outsource like that, and she doesn’t lose control of artefacts.

What actually happened:
The adversary identified the Bluestocking as a node—a place where one of the pieces had been quietly sitting for years (hence the dust outline and long-term placement).
They:

  • infiltrated (or collaborated with) a subset of gerbils
  • used Mousie for the key (smart choice)
  • used Carmela for transport (strong, unquestioning)
  • extracted and moved the object offshore fast

What they now have:

  • the next physical component
  • the means to continue assembly
  • and possibly a better understanding of the sequence than before

What Gosie has:

  • the structure (from Oxford + Marie)
  • awareness of the method
  • and now confirmation the adversary is willing to enter her ground

That last bit matters.
This just shifted from parallel investigation to direct contest.
They didn’t just stay ahead.
They came into her territory and took something.
That tends to sharpen Gosie considerably.

I'm feeding Carmela more banana sandwiches. Maybe I'll find out some more.

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Chickadeeinme · 30/04/2026 21:48

I shan't be in here later because I'm out this evening and then still five hours behind you all - somebody please tag me when the link to the new thread gets posted. I'm on tenterhooks to find out what else Gosie is going to do.

NotAtMyAge · 30/04/2026 22:35

AngleofRepose · 30/04/2026 09:32

Morning, Pasta! South Wales, village between the two Big Cities. Spring is always early here (not as early as the Gower or Cornwall, of course), but this year the weather is just beyond ! Makes up, almost, for all the rain we had over the winter.

I really noticed it, when I saw tulips blooming in early March!

And I'm in Mid-Wales, halfway between the two of you. 😊We Bluestockingers are everywhere. 😁

ChristmasStars · 30/04/2026 22:41

I don't want to miss the ride to the new place again!

MarieDeGournay · 30/04/2026 22:43

I love that Marie de Gournay has been upgraded to Writer, Philosopher and Badass😂
or as it appears in contemporary writing: Badaff

[sorry - I've been reading my reprint of an 18c century Gaelic dictionary, and can't help laughing at words like 'flut']

MyrtleLion · 30/04/2026 23:05

MarieDeGournay · 30/04/2026 22:43

I love that Marie de Gournay has been upgraded to Writer, Philosopher and Badass😂
or as it appears in contemporary writing: Badaff

[sorry - I've been reading my reprint of an 18c century Gaelic dictionary, and can't help laughing at words like 'flut']

Gosie only left your house because she had to follow the trail.

She longed to stay with you and discuss why it has taken 600 years to get only this much equality for women. She thinks she should polish her French so she can read your books in the original.

WearyAuldWumman · 30/04/2026 23:13

I'm just back home from watching a comedy gig. I had a manspreader next to me.

I thought "Eff it. I'm 66, I'm wearing trousers...I'm not shifting."
He. Moved. First.

MarieDeGournay · 01/05/2026 00:11

Well done WAW!!

The Sleep and Dream Gerbils haven't been scrambled recently - you don't want slightly distracted or giddy gerbils hovering over your bed at night, but they seem to have regained their composure, so....

Here they are, ready to bring restful sleep and dreams somewhere on the spectrum from undemanding to pleasant Smile
G'night all🌛

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EmpressaurusKitty · 01/05/2026 05:22

Brilliant WAW!

DeanElderberry · 01/05/2026 06:02

Good morning!

I have washed my face in the dew, and am back in bed with a pot of tea and a pussy cat. I started the dishwasher as I passed by, just in case night rate electricity really does save money.

HAGADAPA

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