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[EdithStourton]

The thread in which Gosie's mysterious adventures will continue. All women welcome to join us for a virtual tipple, fun, support and arcane knowledge. And tractors.

I don't have a dehumidifier and was feeling quite deprived - until I realised that I have an ioniser. < she said, smirking >

It is, we’re very fortunate.

Sorry.
It's getting madder.

Ooh, there's posh!

Don't, Android.
I've been struggling all day to stop my head exploding, due to that mad thread.

I think therefore I am. I breathe therefore I create condensation. I don't ion.

Which reminds me that I have ironing to do.
It will have to wait.

Off topic, but I have just made a batch of pistachio shortbread and it is DIVINE.

I should be canonised, I swear.

You won't want this, then.

Well, pass it round.

I don't have a dehumidifier or an ioniser. I do have a Velvetiser, which probably surprises no one.

I'm not sure why, but I'm really struggling with keeping up/in with the Bluestocking at the moment. It moves so fast, I miss all the post 9pm stuff, so many subjects about which I don't feel qualified to comment.

This isn't a moan at all...you're all brilliant, I'm just feeling slow puffin. Is there a quiet room with Rosie in it? Or therapy!

@FuzzyPuffling I really feel like this thread keeps getting away from me & I miss complete chunks of it.

I think we should have a special code word - or emoji - signifying:

'I've been struggling to keep up, I may not be au fait with everybody's news, good or bad, but here I am joining in because I'd miss the Bluey if I stayed away'

I've shared 6 with the neighbour who gave me the chopped pistachios (she works for Dr Oetker so I have a steady stream of baking supplies) but I've got about a dozen I haven't already hoovered up so help yourselves.

I've asked the gerbils to circulate with a plate of them, but one of them definitely had crumbs in her whiskers.

ooh, recipe please!

Yes, indeed. Good idea.
👻
Invisible ghost. Here in spirit.

Awesome <nom> Lovely.

I made some scones. They're pesto not mouldy. Help yourselves.

I think the Quilting Nook is empty at the moment, nice and quiet in there💐

BOOM

Oh damn.

I have two dehumidifiers.

[I was feeling left out, so had to say it. I have no idea whether they're the same as anyone else's.]

Honestly, you could just make stuff up to fill in the gaps and it would be pretty close to a lot of the stuff we're all talking about!

(except for Gosie's adventures, because those are absolutely real)

The Bluestocking is not a job or a race, there are no tests. Just drop in and out as you want. Please have a scone 😊

I sort of stepped on the leg of my fancy schmancy Sweaty Betty yoga leggings as I hauled them off this afternoon, staggered and slightly ripped the top stitching.

On the plus side, they still seem to be in once piece, I've worn them a lot and they were half price. I'll just keep wearing them until it gets critical.

I have one for the living room in the winter, have it on almost constantly. Maybe that's why my electricity bill was so high this past winter!