The Bluestocking - the one where the nights start to draw in

[Boiledbeetle]

Previous thread:

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5401672-the-autumn-bluestocking-mist-mellow-fruitfulness-and-hot-chocolate

Settles down in the comfy chair by the fire.

Ooh I may need to get one of these. Ta muchly.

The Lemon drizzle serves both as a food and as an adhesive to avoid the need for seat belts. Maud may need hosing off when she arrives.

as Otter showed on a previous thread I can provide air transport to larger beings, or a basketful or two of gerbils. Puffin has cuter merch though.

I’m making roast veggies. And chicken and mash. And pepper sauce which mrTaz thinks is an abomination. He is entitled to his wrong opinion.

I don’t know if this should be here or if I should start a thread but I’m tired of it all this past few days. Tired that I think he’s going to get away with it. The man I mean. Tired that I have to have extra security at work. Tired that the police have markers on my house. And so fucking angry that people (including some twat on a thread here) call me vulnerable. I’m not vulnerable. I’m at risk.

Rant Over.

@Taztoy Gloria brings hot chocolate and cake for pudding.

Mr Taz can go to the Staunch Ally for his.

As for the other, I can offer virtual hugs or I can go stick pins in an effigy on your behalf!

MrTaz is indeed entitled to his very wrong opinion, but he's still very wrong. It sounds delicious.
Clara is on close security detail with her team, so you are perfectly safe here. A bar-gerbil will be along with whatever you want any second.
I see that AI thinks female capybaras have long hair...

Ah! I see the gerbil has already arrived.

Magpie Airways provides in flight entertainment of a medley of karaoke favourites. We also do a roaring trade in industrial strength earplugs from the onboard shop.

Dear Taztoy, you've come to the right place to express how you feel, however you feel like expressing it, and where else would you get long-haired female capybaras ensuring your safety?
If we could extend their jurisdiction to the real world, we would. For now, sit yourself down, relax, and order something from a passing gerbil - with pepper sauce, if that's what you want, no problem, this is the Bluestocking after all

Stocking pins sounds great 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I meant to say sticking but it’s gone with stocking 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Seconding Boily's offer to stick pins in an effigy, @Taztoy. And then I'll sing to it for good measure.

Unfortunately Gaynor's biscuits seem to have been jettisoned.

I appear to be gate crashing the Jane Austen society weekly meeting.

Help your selves to pins. I'll leave the box of pins and spare dolls on the bar.

taztoy you are most welcome here.

Boily I think you might have stumbled into Cranford.

😶

I asked the AI for hand made dolls as I was trying to hide why I wanted the image, it must have assumed i wanted the entire scene to be pre sewing machine!

WTF! I've just heard a flock of what sounded like geese fly over head.

Very strange for deepest darkest Peru!

It’s that time of year.

I'm more used to the 4 am seagulls fighting over the dropped bag of chips in the middle of the road noise.

I'm assuming I have missed the geese previously.

@Taztoy As well as sticking pins in, Errol could incinerate a few dolls for you, if you like.

The real world sucks sometimes. Thankfully, the Bluestocking bears only the faintest resemblance to the real world.

@Taztoy - the Bluestocking is essentially a Room of Requirement for women, so if you need a place to offload this is it, provided you don’t mind being among all sorts of other weird and wonderful things.

I offer counselling, however I fear I'm more in need of it than my patients!

provided you don’t mind being among all sorts of other weird and wonderful things

Speak for yourself, I'm normal. Just a normal, everyday female android with a transporter in her lab, being followed around by 479 gerbils wearing identical 'Puffin Airlines' hoodies.

Nothing to see here.

I offer counselling of the bracing, pull-yourself-together variety.

And I'm a completely normal magpie who teaches science to piles of soil. As one does.

And there was me thinking you were were wonderful.

I may have been a bit too enthusiastic with my pin stabbing.