The Autumn Bluestocking - mist, mellow fruitfulness and hot chocolate!

[SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius]

Welcome one and all - as the nights draw in, pull up a chair to the fire, and the gerbils will be along soon with hot chocolate and Tunnock’s teacakes.

Here first i run faster now i am a skunk

Wow - super speedy!!

<Strolls in with tissue over nose>

I just followed the smell.

Right there's at least 50 posts of tidying and packing to do on the last one.

48 of which may be me looking for my Tunnock's stash

Evening all. I see my cunning ruse of disappearing at the right time means someone else created the new thread! Cheers Woley!

Cheeky bugger, off to pack the snowball stash and grab the keys i have custody of

<munches snowballs>

Thanks Woley.
I've brought some birds and other assorted animals with me. I'll just have a quiet sit down now...

Bessie has arrived with Cake.

I'm knackered after rounding up all those Tunnocks.

The threads locked.

Shit.

Did anyone get the gerbils on a bus? Or are they all still sat in the staff quarters?

Hasn't she patched me up well

You wouldn't think those claws could be so deft.

Eta I appreciated the pain killing injections and I don't want to seem ungrateful but did she have to used me as a pin cushion?

The gerbils got on the bus after hitching up the hot chocolate bowser, but I think they might be taking the scenic route.

Bessie does excellent work. You look brand new.

Can I nibble on your piping?

You do seem to have a bit more pep in your step as a skunk, you slept a lot as a hedgehog!

No! Have a Tunnocks.

Spoil sport

I have just woken up, I see I've been moved to a new thread thanks all.

Hedgehogs are pretty fast when we want to be...

I'm feeling much better. There's a lot of "help I can't sleep" Mumsnet threads and I reckon some of them might be proper hedgehogs. Not wanna be skunks.

Hello?

Am I awake?

I seem to remember that picnic was this morning, and it was outside then, and now it's dark outside ...

puzzled

Ohhh so good.

Sorry @lcakethereforeIam I couldn't stop myself.

Ah hello, I thought I might have locked you in the last thread in my rush to get over here and eat cake.

Literally.

Beetle! I am literally in tiers!

I am so glad that I am merely a customer (although I may have a small shareholding) and don't have to be involved in the frequent 1,000 post upheavals. Serious G&T when you have a moment please!

Im so sorry.

Let me get a napkin

And a cake fork

😏

I'm afraid we can only manage frivolous G&Ts at the moment @JanesLittleGirl

I've got a small piece of card and a pin and I'm not afraid to use them.