The Autumn Bluestocking - mist, mellow fruitfulness and hot chocolate!

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Welcome one and all - as the nights draw in, pull up a chair to the fire, and the gerbils will be along soon with hot chocolate and Tunnock’s teacakes.

I'm not the tidiest hog!

I’ve been out this evening, now I understand why the satnav route getting there and leaving were different.

Irn Bru flavour! What sorcery is this?

Yes, I think that's what happened ... then there was this flying thing ... it's a bit hazy

Ohhh, never really looked at these threads before!

Hello! An otter dressed for exploration should fit perfectly in here.👍

otter dressed for exploration

Ty, second image was by chance, but those four words shall become a mainstay.

Underwater ottering?

meets jk Rowling + On her boat (yacht gets denied)
I must stop posting images and go to sleep.

That's what we all say, Otter!

One gin & cremola foam for... er... who ordered this?

.... and turning off phone in 10 seconds!

You know, buses & horses are so last century. I built myself a teleporter on the last thread.

Hmm, looks like the new lab needs a bit of work. I may be some time sorting out these cables.

How exciting, going exploring! The cables can wait.

Which painted Jezebel was hankering after older gentlemen from The Staunch Ally, on the last thread? You should be ashamed of yourself!

Here they are.

@ifIwerenotanandroid some of these blokes look a tad cloned...has someone been cloning in a back room again?

@BeGreatKhakiOtter welcome. If a certain skunk 🦨 asks to marry you say "no", it'll end in lonely heartbreak.

Horses are quite an energy efficient transport medium, and their manure is good vegetable fertiliser.

coughs guiltily

Bah! I wanted to change my username to something non-human and the system won’t let me. We already have a moose and I didn’t fancy being a lobster (I was once tasked with writing about lobsters and learned too many unpleasant facts about how they communicate with each other) so I thought I might be a chickadee. We chickadees like hot chocolate and gin.

@ifIwerenotanandroid ah well we need all the allies we can get...

Apologies if this is too personal a question/ you got it all the time...but do androids dream of electric sheep?

It was me ... but I've gone right off the idea now after seeing all those cloned drones, thanks all the same 😳

🤖

Hello Otter
And Brit, welcome to the ranks of the birds. You make a beautiful chickadee. ( Even if I've never heard of one...you resemble a longtailed tit!)

@FuzzyPuffling You called Brit a tit lol

well she is pretty much is. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tit_(bird)

Classy colour scheme, @Britinme, good choice!
Welcome @BeGreatKhakiOtter. Any idea what sort of otter you are?
@ifIwerenotanandroid and @inkymoose I wouldn't mind an individual older gentleman (no clones please) but no face fungus either, ta. Which rules out almost all of the clientele of the Staunch Ally, as far as I can tell. Have their gerbils decided they can't be trusted with razors?