Bluestocking: Do androids dream of electric hair?

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Previously on 'The Bluestocking':
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5198256-autumn-leaves-crackling-fires-quokkas-and-puffins-at-the-bluestocking?page=40&reply=139728736

Who let Kermit in?!

I think you can save it to your photos, if you hold your finger down on it it gives you the option....

I'll have you know that is supposed to be Errol the Dragon! AI is being very disagreeable today.

Long press on the image and select download

It's fine , it's fine , don't worry . You're light as a feather and your wing-cases are scintillating in the firelight .

Spy/Ky

Thanks got the image now off to t shirt shop….

Lovely to see you again, @Catiette. I haven't seen any seagulls inside the bluestocking recently, but they might well be lurking on the windowsills or roof, so better hurry inside if you want to finish your fish and chips in peace

So, you can see Harvey as well as me! Thank God someone else can see that sodding rabbit

😂

We did have gulls employed as bouncers at one time. I think they went a bit power mad.

Thanks muchly for the Campari!

Look, we're on page 40 already. I'd better start gathering up the animals in the fields.
Don't let anyone miss those buses. Bannedheg was it you last time?
Fetch the Tunnocks.
Swig the beer.

I'm inside now, nearly finished the good stuff, with a pile of soggy, unappreciated mushy peas on the side as usual (just don't really get them). Thank you for a precious break. See you all after the mass relocation in a few posts' time!

I have a 1MB version of the file which would provide a better quality graphic, but I would have to email it. If so you'd need to PM a throwaway email address! (I mean you could use your normal one, but I'll own your house and have control of your bank account by Friday).

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5218621-bluestocking-the-one-where-boiled-gets-to-the-bar-first

New thread

I want to cry. I thought I had cracked the edging on my blanket, but the corner of the centre square, and the corner of the edging don’t line up - I’m just one stitch off true.

I can’t decide whether to:
a) - find a new pattern that will not drive me ever closer to insanity.
b) - start the whole blanket over again.
c) - unpick the last 10 rows - approx 5000 stitches.

Gather up the new people too. Blankie, don't get lost!

I have a basket full of gerbils but the quokkas all appear to be sulking. They maintain they have lost their former importance and appear to be planning rebellion...

I'll take the gerbils and a couple of micro pigs. Can someone find Colin and Spartacus they are snoozing in front of a fire in a snug somewhere.

AI hates me tonight

In Islam (I think) everything is made with a deliberate error as only God can create the perfect. I'd claim this was my intention.

Spartacus...here kitty kitty kitty...

Probably too late but hedgehogs personal pronouns are HuffPuff/HerPuff.

That's the noise that they make and I will not argue against them.

Ah Fuzzy, they're just practicing for their upcoming performance of Les Mis...

The goats have escaped! There's no chance of finding them now, it's pitch black out! They'll have to follow on in the morning!

Bus is waiting

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5218621-bluestocking-the-one-where-boiled-gets-to-the-bar-first

And we're off