Bluestocking: Do androids dream of electric hair?

[ifIwerenotanandroid]

Previously on 'The Bluestocking':
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5198256-autumn-leaves-crackling-fires-quokkas-and-puffins-at-the-bluestocking?page=40&reply=139728736

I ate the lot …..

New supply being delivered now!

So happy to see you back, Boily!

Inky, the woman on the right appears to have three legs!

You snooze, you lose. Welcome back, sweet beetle.

I think it belongs to the woman at the back left. The AI maybe doesn't understand about people being legless in pubs?

Welcome back, Boily, I hope you're just pleased that we missed you, and not feeling that you're being surveilled

Going to admit the seagull with binoculars sat on the roof across the road all week was a bit off putting!

Um... don't want to worry you, but... that wasn't us, the seagulls must have their own agenda😨
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Yes, tbh given their voracious and omnivorous appetites they probably quite fancy a nice tunnocks-fattened beetle.

Turns out it's a PI watching the bloke at No 32.

Subtle, isn't he? You'd never guess...

The hat makes a cunning disguise.

Sorry, I'm being literal again. How does that seagull A) raise the binoculars past its beak and B) hold them? Or are they merely for decoration?
Apologies, I shall stop overthinking things and go in search of a hot chocolate with extra chocolate, extra cream and extra marshmallows.

I'm glad someone asked!

I had the same thought but then wondered whether the cord ran through the binos to the hat, so PI Larry could just move them on the cord.

I put your description into the AI, Magpie, & this is its response. Will that do?

had the same thought but then wondered whether the cord ran through the binos to the hat, so PI Larry could just move them on the cord.

Except it doesn't look as though he could reach the cord with either beak or feet (and the latter wouldn't really be up to the job anyway). So he'd need assistance, and if there's one thing I know about gulls it's that they really don't do teamwork.

Perfect, thank you! Keep them coming please...

Each seagull has an assistance gerbil

Poor trusting gerbil.

Oh dear, I've pushed the AI too far again.

Waiter, there's a chipmunk in my hot chocolate!

After 17 attempts to get the AI to give me a seagull with a gerbil tail hanging out of its beak, I admit defeat.

Some thoughts are better left unillustrated, android.