This made me laugh, because of the clever writing, brava ifIwerenotanandroid!
Like an O. Henry story, with the twist in the tail. Which is appropriate for a pig-related story
But also a hollow laugh at the hypocrisy of people who say they love their animals and call them Daisy and Buttercup and stuff. And then, as you say, 'blow them away', and eat them. Or ship them off in cruel conditions for somebody else to blow them away and eat them...
Love the red wellies, Alison, and you have them just in time for wearing red for XX day, tomorrow the XXth of the XXth.
I've managed to find a red scarf. Unfortunately I'm not going anywhere tomorrow, unless I put off collecting my meds from the chemists until tomorrow... which seems unwise.