Bluestocking! The Gerbical

[ifIwerenotanandroid]

Welcome to the Bluestocking, where gerbils dance & quokkas - well, no-one's quite sure what they're up to.

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5169893-les-bas-bleus-the-bluestocking?page=1

If Inky and Golden are different sexes, one of them shouldn't be in the Bluestocking Arms. Even if he has plucked his eyebrows and shaved his legs, off to the Staunch Ally with him!

You really are an all round good egg!

!

golly

indeed

gosh

One of my pet words is 'claptrap'.

Many, many times when I could use it.
Almost as many times when I decide that discretion is the better part of valour, and don't.

See also, twaddle.

Cheerio!

(Repeatedly edited for typos, as I am a nitwit.)

Can we let some of these move into the Bluestocking? Apparently they're endangered in their native range

Standing just 25cm tall and weighing between 6–9kg, this tiny pig is easily distinguished by its short 2–3cm tail and slender body. Living in small groups of 4–8 individuals, pygmy hogs are known for building intricate thatch nests where they live.

They're adorable 😍 they can thatch.

I think they'd get on with the quokkas. Probably too small to bully them.

I dunno. They're only about 4/10 on the old squee-o-meter (which CP insists must be a squeeze-o-meter, however many times I tell him otherwise. It's AIsplaining, a sort of automated mansplaining.🙄)

I need to see pictures before I can decide.

Okay. I'll abide by the majority decision.

I'm with Android. I've seen cuter...

Try this, mute the voice over, the babies show up at 1.25

Definitely won't try to smuggle some in anyway.

No siree.

Very cute. And reminds me I have a little bacon joint to go in the oven.

No for me pigs smell

Not as much as goats, believe me.

Only the uncastrated boars, they'll be at the Staunch Ally. They'll be living in the paddock with an area for their thatched nests that the goats can't get to.

Also i would be worried about dean eating them.

It's not a looker. But neither am I

But to be fair, I'm less hairy.

They're pigs, I might have a nibble myself if we have a few going spare that I've took against.

Keep them in your room, then.

I have a room?

😨

You do now 😆

I don't eat pig. It's OK little piggies, you're safe with me.