Bluestocking! The Gerbical

[ifIwerenotanandroid]

Welcome to the Bluestocking, where gerbils dance & quokkas - well, no-one's quite sure what they're up to.

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5169893-les-bas-bleus-the-bluestocking?page=1

Right hand cat has turned into a "Grow Your Own" today.
Bah forgot picture...hang on a min...

Here...

Turn my back for a few hours and the place gets overrun with Spartacats...I don't know what BrownColin and BlackAndTanColin will think of that. (Of course it's perfectly reasonable for sausage dogs to randomly increase in number.)

There's only one Colin. They don't call him Colin the Chameleon for nothing.

This is pathetic, Copilot! It's over!

What on earth did you ask for to get that, Android?!

Is this Colin the Chameleon?

Oh, that was the last of a long line of requests for a dachshund crossed with a chameleon, dachshund with chameleon's eyes & tail, etc.

Co-pilot's obviously gone off me for some reason & pretends not to understand anything I say. I hate it when he does that.

Why am I thinking mint-choc-chip?

Do you think Co Pilot knows we've been slagging him off?

Freaky, Boily, freaky.
Runs away and hides from Colin.

I think he's found someone else & deserted us all, Boily!

Cute, cute, freaky, cute

Yep! There he is in the bar of 'The Lousy Two-Timer'.

Hmm. I could paint my fingernails different colours, if that would get him back over here & properly on the job IYSWIM.

He does seems to be gazing wistfully at the Bluestocking.

Nah, he's petrified we're all going to come out the pub and spot him!

He has a thing for clear minded, articulate women with a sense of humour.

And a bit of a kink for beetles!

Why has that pub got the bar taps on the windowsill?

Nearly as bizarre as the chameleodog.

It's just a window display, culled from demolished pubs. That, or he simply warps reality for about a yard around him.

Bluestocking cocktail staff are working on something new, the 'Minty Chocameleon'.

Think I'll pass on those Android. Although their mintiness might be good for indigestion

I'll pass as well, they look like someone liquidised a mint Viennetta

I'll give the first one a go.

The gerbils are planning to come back to the Bluestocking and give a performance of their ballet/musical Gerbille et Quokktavia. They'd like overnight accommodation. Which end of the pub should we put them up in?

Back to the drawing board, then. sigh