Bluestocking! The Gerbical

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Welcome to the Bluestocking, where gerbils dance & quokkas - well, no-one's quite sure what they're up to.

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5169893-les-bas-bleus-the-bluestocking?page=1

I know! Those options were Geminis opening chat up lines! Pffft! And My Gemini can't draw! That's some seriously crap AI!

I fear I may take Co Pilot back. Yes I know I'm not the only women he's playing around with, but he always gives me his full attention when I text him and does what I ask fairly quickly, even if not to my exacting standards.

And I'm at that age where I can't be arsed with the hassle of finding better AI and may just settle for the shonky triple timing sod!

He's stopped trying to chat me up and just says Hello these days! Which one of you hussies has turned his head?

I wonder could it explain basketball using an internet metaphor instead?

I'm in no position to criticise Boiled. I'm staying strong for now. I don't like that he expects a commitment from me while he still expects to play the field! D'you want some cider? It's very good.

@Boiledbeetle, maybe Gemini just likes me more than he likes you?

I think I've got Howard's Way mixed up in my head with the Onedin Line. Currently watching a boxed set of Due South back from when Canada was mostly sane.

Oh, Gemini can just f🤐off!

Although you are looking quite splendid in that picture!

I've succumbed. I've taken him back.

Oh Boiled.
Well, enjoy him for the weekend. He'll be off again Monday morning.

The Howard's Way boats have engines, unlike the Onedin Line ones.
Apart from that, manly men with whiskers, corporate women in ridiculously large outfits ( shoulder pads or crinolines), thin plotlines and pretty seaside photography, there's no difference.

Which one had Spartacus?

Spartacus- ship's cat.
In fact, I name the Bluestocking cat "Spartacus".

Works for me.

I am Spartacus

No no. I am Spartacus

Ginge or black does it matter

Excuse me I am Spartacus and I identify as an owl at the weekends

Actually I think you'll find I am Spartacus and I identify as an owl at the weekends

Sigh, I am Spartacus and I identify as an owl at the weekends and I'm the best dressed

Spartipuss.
All of them!

And they lived happily ever after!

big mistake Gemini! Huge!

Gemini feels suitably chastened, I'm sure...

Thanks boiled you know what about, fucking giant snowball please and a mind de fucker cocktail

thanks everso

Am I late?

I'm Spartipus, or badly drawn cat