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Bluestocking - the second leg

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ErrolTheDragon · 08/08/2024 18:05

The original premises are getting crowded, we need to expand.

Welcome all women, and well behaved animals.

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 18/09/2024 18:23

Boiledbeetle · 18/09/2024 18:05

Inspired by the new 4th plinth artwork I have rustled up a little something for the pub gardens

This is excellent, Boily! Every garden should have one.

Chersfrozenface · 18/09/2024 18:59

ifIwerenotanandroid · 18/09/2024 18:19

We did too. Ours was 2015. So sorry to hear this is yours, @Chersfrozenface. All I can say is, it stops eventually & things return to normal. That, & Cheers!

Yes, that one. And the cheese straws and chocolatey things.

Thank you very much

MarieDeGournay · 18/09/2024 20:30

ifIwerenotanandroid · 18/09/2024 18:19

We did too. Ours was 2015. So sorry to hear this is yours, @Chersfrozenface. All I can say is, it stops eventually & things return to normal. That, & Cheers!

That person behind the bar - good point: a left hand and a right hand; bad point: they're suspiciously large hands....😱

Sending good wishes to Chersfrozenface, stay strong and know we're always here with chocolate-and-alcohol-based gestures of supportFlowers

JulySheWillFlyAndGiveNoWarningToHerFlight · 18/09/2024 21:56

I 100% prefer your artwork, Boily.

Boiledbeetle · 18/09/2024 21:58

JulySheWillFlyAndGiveNoWarningToHerFlight · 18/09/2024 21:56

I 100% prefer your artwork, Boily.

I 100% agree!

Although some of the designs I didn't go with were quite frankly scary!!

Bluestocking - the second leg
Bluestocking - the second leg
Boiledbeetle · 18/09/2024 22:02

And can someone bring me a self refilling chocktail next time they go to the bar. All that artistic work has knackered me out, along with fact that Cake ate one of my legs that means I'll be hopping everywhere until I can regenerate a new one.

JulySheWillFlyAndGiveNoWarningToHerFlight · 18/09/2024 22:16

The artwork on the right is… not relaxing.

I understand chocktails and Tunnocks are just the thing for leg regeneration.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 18/09/2024 22:17

ifIwerenotanandroid · 17/09/2024 18:49

I found another bluestocking badge, but I'm drowning in the colours of the yarn on the same site... 😍

I want all that yarn!

lcakethereforeIam · 18/09/2024 22:19

Love the beetle egg but the rejected ones are terrifying.

Chocktails. Love it. You should copyright that and sell a range of drinks.

Boiledbeetle · 18/09/2024 22:34

lcakethereforeIam · 18/09/2024 22:19

Love the beetle egg but the rejected ones are terrifying.

Chocktails. Love it. You should copyright that and sell a range of drinks.

May need to get a new ad agency in, the current one isn't great!

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Bluestocking - the second leg
Boiledbeetle · 18/09/2024 22:42

quantumbutterfly · 18/09/2024 11:38

Got any old English spangles?

Apologies, it took a while to get the recipe right. Not quite spangle shaped but it's the taste that counts!

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 18/09/2024 23:20

I'm working on my own tribute to @BoiledBeetle for Trafalgar Square. I didn't ask, but the AI has depicted her with a missing leg. How is this happening?

Bluestocking - the second leg
Bluestocking - the second leg
Bluestocking - the second leg
ifIwerenotanandroid · 18/09/2024 23:25

Boiledbeetle · 18/09/2024 22:02

And can someone bring me a self refilling chocktail next time they go to the bar. All that artistic work has knackered me out, along with fact that Cake ate one of my legs that means I'll be hopping everywhere until I can regenerate a new one.

Here you go, my lovely. You rest up & regenerate.

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 18/09/2024 23:30

@MarieDeGournay That person behind the bar - good point: a left hand and a right hand; bad point: they're suspiciously large hands....😱

I know, but it was the most normal one from a set of four pix. For instance...

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Boiledbeetle · 18/09/2024 23:49

ifIwerenotanandroid · 18/09/2024 23:25

Here you go, my lovely. You rest up & regenerate.

😘Murky buckets. (The franglais lessons are not going well)

Boiledbeetle · 18/09/2024 23:50

ifIwerenotanandroid · 18/09/2024 23:30

@MarieDeGournay That person behind the bar - good point: a left hand and a right hand; bad point: they're suspiciously large hands....😱

I know, but it was the most normal one from a set of four pix. For instance...

Does your Co Pilot think we are all raging alcoholics?

Boiledbeetle · 18/09/2024 23:51

ifIwerenotanandroid · 18/09/2024 23:20

I'm working on my own tribute to @BoiledBeetle for Trafalgar Square. I didn't ask, but the AI has depicted her with a missing leg. How is this happening?

Gosh I look good, even with a missing leg, up on that plinth

EdithStourton · 19/09/2024 00:01

Boiledbeetle · 18/09/2024 23:49

😘Murky buckets. (The franglais lessons are not going well)

Surely that's the idea? More time sur le tutonnier avec les hunks.

Boiledbeetle · 19/09/2024 00:08

EdithStourton · 19/09/2024 00:01

Surely that's the idea? More time sur le tutonnier avec les hunks.

The Grinch Smile GIF

😁

Boiledbeetle · 19/09/2024 01:21
Beetle GIF by Laurène Boglio

I was just looking for something medication related and I stumbled upon a drug I'd never heard of before, but as a proud terf I want a packet!!

Terfenadine

(It is an antihistamine used for the treatment of allergic conditions.)

That is all.

Good night

inkymoose · 19/09/2024 02:42

Boiledbeetle · 18/09/2024 23:50

Does your Co Pilot think we are all raging alcoholics?

Um ... no? It just wants to make sure we never run out of our favourite tipples - so there are always far too many drinks available.

.... oh, maybe it DOES think we are all raging alcoholics 😳

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inkymoose · 19/09/2024 08:39

Boiledbeetle · 18/09/2024 18:05

Inspired by the new 4th plinth artwork I have rustled up a little something for the pub gardens

Bravo! I propose a small statue of the artist Boiledbeetle to be purchased for the Bluestocking patio. I'm not sure which version is best

Bluestocking - the second leg
Bluestocking - the second leg
MarieDeGournay · 19/09/2024 10:01

Boiledbeetle · 19/09/2024 01:21

I was just looking for something medication related and I stumbled upon a drug I'd never heard of before, but as a proud terf I want a packet!!

Terfenadine

(It is an antihistamine used for the treatment of allergic conditions.)

That is all.

Good night

Boiled, is that an image of you doing your physio exercises? Well done you.

3 reps of 15 twice a day. The 3 reps 'to fatigue' 3 times a day. Then your entire day spent doing boring movements 'to fatigue'. I shouldn't complain, I know physio is the only way to regain strength and mobility, but I'm beginning to get a bit fed up with it😑
More Terfenadine, Nurse, I'm allergic to physiotherapy!

ifIwerenotanandroid · 19/09/2024 12:46

inkymoose · 19/09/2024 08:39

Bravo! I propose a small statue of the artist Boiledbeetle to be purchased for the Bluestocking patio. I'm not sure which version is best

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The first one has more gravitarse 😀but it looks like Boily's keeping the Tunnocks for herself. So I like the second one because it gives me the feeling I could sneak a Tunnocks at any time - although 'Tunnockss' does make me wonder if the factory employs Gollum.

I'm surprised AI has heard of Tunnocks.

lcakethereforeIam · 19/09/2024 12:50

I'm sorry but I don't care for either of them. There, I said it!

Beetles don't have two pairs of wing cases.

Although it wouldn't surprise me if Boiled had several. One for best, one for doing the gardening, etc. But only one set at a time!!!

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