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Bluestocking - the second leg

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ErrolTheDragon · 08/08/2024 18:05

The original premises are getting crowded, we need to expand.

Welcome all women, and well behaved animals.

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inkymoose · 20/09/2024 09:43

DeanElderberry · 20/09/2024 08:14

Our bank holiday is at the start of August so it's in the middle of that season the folklorist Máire Macneill called The Festival of Lughnasa - horse races on beaches and elsewhere, pilgrimages on mountains and at holy wells, bilberry picking, outdoor assemblies, fairs, from the end of July to mid August.

Summer starts on May 1st and is all flowers, new milk, the danger of starving to death because you've been cursed by an old woman the old season's food has run out and the new season's food hasn't some in, haymaking, bonfires.

Wonderful description of the changing seasons. Made me think about haymaking, as early May seems impossible... I found various articles, instructions by DEFRA not to cut hay until late June, American advice about maximising the yield and the nutrients, discovered that horses can't go more than four hours without feed because that constitutes fasting for a horse, and eventually came across this article
https://www.inkcapjournal.co.uk/forget-the-calendar/amp/

Forget the calendar: haymaking must reconnect with the shifting seasons

Since the 1980s, the government has dictated the timing of haymaking. Climate change means these rules now benefit neither farmers nor flowers.

https://www.inkcapjournal.co.uk/forget-the-calendar/amp

EdithStourton · 20/09/2024 09:52

That looks like a lovely article, @inkymoose - I have saved it to read later. We have some proper floodplains near us, knee-deep in water mist winters.

In other news, driving across rural Suffolk this morning I happened to pass a van with a sticker on the back saying 'No Tunnocks let in van overnight'.

Clear our reputation is put there and is scary.

quantumbutterfly · 20/09/2024 10:06

EdithStourton · 20/09/2024 09:52

That looks like a lovely article, @inkymoose - I have saved it to read later. We have some proper floodplains near us, knee-deep in water mist winters.

In other news, driving across rural Suffolk this morning I happened to pass a van with a sticker on the back saying 'No Tunnocks let in van overnight'.

Clear our reputation is put there and is scary.

😂

quantumbutterfly · 20/09/2024 10:10

I have only just discovered tunnocks snowballs, very sticky & coconut bits everywhere now.

Hobson's choice. Eat slowly to prolong the pleasure or in one mouthful to mitigate mess.

Wonder what they're like after a bit of freezer time, does the mallow go chewy?

Bowednotbroken · 20/09/2024 10:20

How old is 'old lady' territory round here? Age or feeling!! (Here I discovered I'm the same age as Toyah Wilcox! 🤔).

quantumbutterfly · 20/09/2024 10:32

Bowednotbroken · 20/09/2024 10:20

How old is 'old lady' territory round here? Age or feeling!! (Here I discovered I'm the same age as Toyah Wilcox! 🤔).

If Mick Jagger and the strolling bones won't 'act their age', why should we? Toyah has toned it down a bit but Cindi Lauper is still bonkers and fair play to her.

Bowednotbroken · 20/09/2024 10:38

Indeed!

Bannedontherun · 20/09/2024 11:00

“Strolling bones” 😂😂😂

@quantumbutterfly you do your snowballs how you like just make sure they are kept in a locked box if boiled is around!!!

I do a two bite approach to reduce mess

EdithStourton · 20/09/2024 12:29

Eat the snowball over a plate. Then you can take your time, and lick a finger to gather up all the coconut afterwards.

I never thought I'd be offering advice on how to eat Tunnocks on the internet!

Boiledbeetle · 20/09/2024 13:01

Bannedontherun · 20/09/2024 11:00

“Strolling bones” 😂😂😂

@quantumbutterfly you do your snowballs how you like just make sure they are kept in a locked box if boiled is around!!!

I do a two bite approach to reduce mess

After a day spent in the puddle of reality pub I've still got all of yesterday's posts in the bluestocking pub to catch up on I'll get on that right n.. ooh snowballs...

<checks no one is looking>

😏

Right must dash, I'll be back later.

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quantumbutterfly · 20/09/2024 13:16

EdithStourton · 20/09/2024 12:29

Eat the snowball over a plate. Then you can take your time, and lick a finger to gather up all the coconut afterwards.

I never thought I'd be offering advice on how to eat Tunnocks on the internet!

This is the approach I've taken, though I need to restock on snowballs to investigate freezer possibilities.

Perhaps I should eat my tunnocks outside, it's a gorgeous autumn day here, the critters can clear up for me.

Most annoyingly, my bosom seems to be a crumb catcher anyone else have that problem?

Boiledbeetle · 20/09/2024 13:25

Those coconut flakes get everywhere!

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quantumbutterfly · 20/09/2024 13:30

Have you been rolling in the tunnocks again?

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 20/09/2024 14:40

quantumbutterfly · 20/09/2024 10:32

If Mick Jagger and the strolling bones won't 'act their age', why should we? Toyah has toned it down a bit but Cindi Lauper is still bonkers and fair play to her.

Toyah was on House of Games this week, and it was a bit discombobulating seeing her dressed in something that would to look out of place at a Royal Garden Party.

MarieDeGournay · 20/09/2024 14:43

Boiledbeetle · 20/09/2024 13:25

Those coconut flakes get everywhere!

When I saw that image I immediately heard 🎶'Last Christmas I gave you my heart.' cos you look like something out of the video, Boiled😂

ErrolTheDragon · 20/09/2024 16:55

I was thinking beetles don't get dandruff.

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ErrolTheDragon · 20/09/2024 19:08

We're near to needing to move on again

Les Bas Bleus, The Bluestocking... www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/5169893-les-bas-bleus-the-bluestocking

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Boiledbeetle · 20/09/2024 19:30

Oh my! Just caught up! I'm all for a statue of me being on the 4th plinth! I think I should look like mistress of all I survey issuing orders to my minions. But I'd settle for me in a Christmas jumper!!

Boiledbeetle · 20/09/2024 19:34

MarieDeGournay · 19/09/2024 10:01

Boiled, is that an image of you doing your physio exercises? Well done you.

3 reps of 15 twice a day. The 3 reps 'to fatigue' 3 times a day. Then your entire day spent doing boring movements 'to fatigue'. I shouldn't complain, I know physio is the only way to regain strength and mobility, but I'm beginning to get a bit fed up with it😑
More Terfenadine, Nurse, I'm allergic to physiotherapy!

No physio for me, petrified of re-tearing my spleen to be honest., But also because I'm in bed with an infection (infected port hole!) and antibiotics that are wiping me out! But my sympathies are with you as currently I'm knackered to fatigue levels just getting up to go for a pee!

Boiledbeetle · 20/09/2024 19:39

ifIwerenotanandroid · 19/09/2024 15:54

Went to the garden centre today & they've got a Christmas display already, so I bought some cards. Now I want to send them (before I lose them). That wouldn't look... eccentric, would it? 😂

Alternatively I could include a Christmas card with the birthday cards I have to send between now & the end of the year. Well, I am a pensioner & I'm not getting a Winter Fuel Allowance, so I have to make up the money somehow. With the price of stamps (don't get me started) it won't take many cards before I've got my £300 back.

I'm working on being an old lady. I've got a cat & my house is full of unfinished yarn projects & pairs of glasses which I can never find when I need them, & I've got a spare purse full of those fiddly little 5p pieces. What else do I need to do? I know I have to up my supermarket game, as old ladies round here typically buy 1 enormous beef joint, a bottle of strong booze & a bag of mint imperials - that's all.

Any advice gratefully received.

Have you got a kitchen that smells of boiled cabbage yet? If not get on it!!

DeanElderberry · 20/09/2024 20:12

knit one purl one

DeanElderberry · 20/09/2024 20:13

though I never did learn how to turn the heel of a sock

FuzzyPuffling · 20/09/2024 20:15

Gone to new thread
Laterrrrrrs!

DeanElderberry · 20/09/2024 20:17

still need to fill this one

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5169893-les-bas-bleus-the-bluestocking

Boiledbeetle · 20/09/2024 20:17

Right, quick tidy up. Empty the bins, coral all the animals to the next thread and last one out switch off the lights and lock the door.

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