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Bluestocking - the second leg

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ErrolTheDragon · 08/08/2024 18:05

The original premises are getting crowded, we need to expand.

Welcome all women, and well behaved animals.

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FuzzyPuffling · 08/08/2024 19:48

ifIwerenotanandroid · 08/08/2024 19:41

I thought these might work in the corridor to the sanctuary?

Got any mosaics of plump, bespectacled older women?

JulySheWillFlyAndGiveNoWarningToHerFlight · 08/08/2024 19:50

Got any mosaics of plump, bespectacled older women?

I resemble that remark!

EdithStourton · 08/08/2024 19:52

ifIwerenotanandroid · 08/08/2024 19:34

... staggers into the bar holding a large mosaic panel...

Can someone grab me a half of dry cider & a bag of Burt's cheese & onion crisps? Thanks!

Aw, that is gorgeous!
It should be in pride of place in the main bar.

High-speed edit to provide cider and crisps!

ifIwerenotanandroid · 08/08/2024 19:52

... downs the cider & crisps, rushes off to the mosaic room...

ifIwerenotanandroid · 08/08/2024 19:54

... rushes in with mosaic panel....

I'm working on it but in the meantime there's this one which needs a bit of a re-work in one place. See if you can spot it.

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 08/08/2024 19:55

... lurches back in, panting....

Is this what you wanted?

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Bannedontherun · 08/08/2024 19:57

@ifIwerenotanandroid How do you do that please

ifIwerenotanandroid · 08/08/2024 19:58

No? Well, theres these.

... collapses from exhaustion...

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 08/08/2024 20:02

@Bannedontheruncopilot. It's free but you have to sign up. @Boiledbeetle made me do it told me about it.

It's a damn sight quicker & less messy than painting. But you don't need to buy any lovely paints & brushes (& pastels?), so swings & roundabouts.

Bannedontherun · 08/08/2024 20:06

@FuzzyPuffling I think some of my efforts. Are a bit stiff/ wooden here goes anyway

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FuzzyPuffling · 08/08/2024 20:08

Thank you @Bannedontherun . You have some talent there...that's a proper range of subject matter. My favourite is the green canal one- that really speaks to me. I'd definitely have that on my wall.

KevintheSeagull · 08/08/2024 20:12

FuzzyPuffling · 08/08/2024 19:31

@Steventheseagull was it you or @kevintheseagull who ripped up a full bin bag in the lane on bin day this week? Obviously there was nothing worth having in it, but you could have tidied up the mess
I'm just glad it wasn't my bin bag.

It was Steven. He did it!

AlisonDonut · 08/08/2024 20:19

<runs into sanctuary>
<jumps into the air>
<cwtches legs with arms>
<divebombs into pool>
<gets shouted at by OP>

Hey gals. I've left some courgettes in reception. Its been fecling boiling out there today.

PurpleSparkledPixie · 08/08/2024 20:26

You have cats and awesome pictures and mosaics in here??

Is there room for a little (big) one?

Bannedontherun · 08/08/2024 20:28

@FuzzyPuffling Thanks gonna get my paint brushes back out for my own pleasure i am very self critical but hey who cares np plans to sell or anything thanks again

Bannedontherun · 08/08/2024 20:30

is there any hamsters/ guinea pigs, i like them too. Ooo i hope i dont turn in to a furry!!!!

FuzzyPuffling · 08/08/2024 20:37

Bannedontherun · 08/08/2024 20:28

@FuzzyPuffling Thanks gonna get my paint brushes back out for my own pleasure i am very self critical but hey who cares np plans to sell or anything thanks again

Good! You definitely should carry on. I need to get my paints out too.

FuzzyPuffling · 08/08/2024 20:39

KevintheSeagull · 08/08/2024 20:12

It was Steven. He did it!

I did see both of you on my neighbour's garage roof throwing a stone between you. I thought it might be a weird mating ritual but perhaps I am mistaken?

FuzzyPuffling · 08/08/2024 20:40

PurpleSparkledPixie · 08/08/2024 20:26

You have cats and awesome pictures and mosaics in here??

Is there room for a little (big) one?

I think there's room for everyone in here. XX

EdithStourton · 08/08/2024 20:41

FuzzyPuffling · 08/08/2024 20:40

I think there's room for everyone in here. XX

Though I am a bit concerned about the seagulls...

TheBluestockingCat · 08/08/2024 20:44
Cat GIF by ViralHog

2 hours I've been sat on the last thread banging my food bowl in the bar!

2 hours!!!!!!!

FuzzyPuffling · 08/08/2024 21:00

But if I put some food down for you, you'd turn your little furry nose up at it and wander off.

quantumbutterfly · 08/08/2024 21:05

if you're anything like quantum cat you'll throw it up in a minute and then ask for more, I think she may be the reincarnation of an ancient roman.

TheBluestockingCat · 08/08/2024 21:12
Date Night Netflix GIF

I'm in the cinema room. Can someone bring food to me.

And catnip

And a crinkly fish toy from Pets at Home

And a nice throw

And the special brush.

That will do for now.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 08/08/2024 21:17

I'm trying to nudge the AI to a sweet spot of allowing older women to look good & not comical. I'll just put a few up & let the members decide if they want to use any.

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