Tunnocks Thread 2

[Boiledbeetle]

The question asked in Thread 1 has still not been answered satisfactorily, and so the quest continues to discover which side of the fence Tunnocks are on or whether they are in fact sat atop the fence throwing Snowballls and Tea cakes at both sides.

I have no idea where the link below will send you. hopefully to the original thread and at the start, but it could be a completely different thread half way through. I'm too full of sugar to concentrate properly!

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4847033-tunnocks?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

That chinchilla looks like it's trying to eat a caramel wafer, I suspect it's sticking to it's teeth!

Chinchillas are definitely rodents, of the infraorder Caviomorpha, therefore related to guinea pigs and capybara.

The Caviomorphs also include the extinct hutias Heptaxodontidae, giant guinea pigs Phoberomys pattersoni and the possibly even bigger Josephoartigasia monesi.

If we're bringing back extinct animals, fuck dinosaurs, I want giant rodents.

Big enough for you?

I want those giant carnivorous ducks that used to live in Australia.

Trust Australia to have yet more lethal wildlife. It's kind of the landmass's USP.

Like this, but ending very badly.

I'd pay to see Jason Statham running from a big duck.

Having done a quick google, I'm definitely toying with a trip to one of the places that do a "Capybara experience". Thanks for the inspiration!

And no Boiled, I wasn't offering myself up in an effort to get hold of Cher's stash, I've got my own now that my local Sainsbury's is selling the dark chocolate wafers again.

Both, surely?

I left my tea cake unattended.

Big mistake.

Huge.

That was the correct answer.

Is that Tunnock going to be full of tiny dollar bills?

😁

OMG do I need to eat all mine for their safety?

Is it safe to eat money? Perhaps try, then wait and see if there's any change.

Probably!

😁

Sighs heavily.

Retrieves caramel wafer

@Transcapybara "capybara experience" is going on my Christmas wish list.

Is nothing safe anymore?

Snowball fights.

In the middle of August!

I did the shopping today and I remembered the Tunnocks 😁 My local Tesco doesn't sell Tunnocks snowballs but they sell a brand called Lees. So I bought some and I'll give them a go.

And, I had a thought. If the trafia can trans men, women and things, I think it's only fair that we can terf things to. So, Tunnocks can be terfy if we want them to be, even if the people that make them won't say that they are.

So, Tunnocks can be terfy if we want them to be, even if the people that make them won't say that they are.

Possession is 9 tenths of the law! And I reckon we're getting through 9/10ths of their stock as well!

It's probably best they neither confirm nor deny in the current climate.

I had a caramel wafer at mum's today. All felt better with the world for those two minutes.

I'm thinking of ordering in bulk from the facture if that's possible.

Oh my

www.weegreenplace.co.uk/product/tunnocks-necklace/?gclid=Cj0KCQjwrfymBhCTARIsADXTabkuhaGmHqOuCUWPoL7R10EfCUe50CSPerEknkPSgCdWKmcZkygcV80aAqQmEALw_wcB

They do make things better!

Hi can I purchase 12000 caramel wafers? How much? £many many many £

Yeah OK

And

Nice! But i liked this one

I tried the Lees snowball. It was nice. Better than Tunnocks? I don't know. I'm not sure if I've ever had a Tunnocks snowball.

I will say this, common to many products with coconut, I was still chewing bits of the coconut lo-o-ong after the rest of it had been eaten.

God, it's been years since I've had a dark chocolate Bounty.