Tunnocks Thread 2

[Boiledbeetle]

The question asked in Thread 1 has still not been answered satisfactorily, and so the quest continues to discover which side of the fence Tunnocks are on or whether they are in fact sat atop the fence throwing Snowballls and Tea cakes at both sides.

I have no idea where the link below will send you. hopefully to the original thread and at the start, but it could be a completely different thread half way through. I'm too full of sugar to concentrate properly!

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4847033-tunnocks?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

Just popping on the say I'm going on holiday and have packed a pack of caramel wafers and some ribbons for ribboning duties.
As you were.

Weetabix? WEETABIX? Have you taken leave of your senses?!

Bacon and Stilton bagel make Sinner drool....

@SinnerBoy Drool Sinner! Drool!

@CervixSampler I'm assuming you've packed actual holiday stuff as well, unless you are going on a nudist holiday And only need the Tunnocks and Ribbons! Enjoy!

@Boiledbeetle Boiled, just checking, what kind of beetle are you? Cos someone over on the batshit therian thread has suggested that no-one identifies as a dung beetle, and I wasn't sure if I should disabuse them of this notion 😉

Well..recent video of me caught me doing this 👆

But when I look in the mirror I see this 👇

However I expect everyone else to see me like this

Hope that helps

Thanks Boiled, that's a comprehensive answer 😂

I think they outlawed whaling so don't worry I have clothes!
I've got an 8 pack of caramel wafers and Kathleen Stock's Material girls. The suitcases are be-ribboned and I still have the ribbons and JKR keyring on my bag. Plus my by coincidence suffragette colours rucksack. Oh, and my dinosaur earrings.

I take it that is a video of you making salted caramel truffles rolled in cocoa powder?

You mean it wasn't 🤯

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SupportRobin someone over on the batshit therian thread has suggested that no-one identifies as a dung beetle

That's right, they prefer to be known as 'salted caramel truffles rolled in cocoa powder beetles' now. Their new name badges are huuuuuge...

Sh...she gave me one to try 🤢

Never mind the name I can't find my way out of this field!

Those beetles are very shiny!

That thread was relatively 'don't worry too much, they'll grow out of it' until that utterly batshit self proclaimed therian came on.

What happened to that thread, I read a bit of it (mountain wolf/dragon/summat else would make a spectacularly naff t-shirt)?

I found a great diving beetle on deck. He's very, very lost.

And some friends...

Boiledbeetle · 26/07/2024 08:23

Hmmm, are you the oracle?

Totally! But then I'm usually to be found on my back waving my legs in the air!

Don't you be telling everyone I stowed away on your boat.

That's an impressive array of creepy crawlers. Are you currently in a warm stretch of water?

They all look well fed at least, I trust they've found the catering quarters!

Are they staunch British insects going on their holidays or filthy immigrants trying to sneak into the country to take our jobs and marry our wimmin!?

If it's the latter, can I have dibs on the dragonfly?

There'll hardly be any room for the pronouns.