Tunnocks Thread 2

[Boiledbeetle]

The question asked in Thread 1 has still not been answered satisfactorily, and so the quest continues to discover which side of the fence Tunnocks are on or whether they are in fact sat atop the fence throwing Snowballls and Tea cakes at both sides.

I have no idea where the link below will send you. hopefully to the original thread and at the start, but it could be a completely different thread half way through. I'm too full of sugar to concentrate properly!

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4847033-tunnocks?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

Alas that is beyond my computer abilities! All i could do was change the filter!

Silly Boiled. You should've volunteered to save her from herself, and offered to take them off her hands if she succumbed to temptation.

Bollocks! Why didn't I think of that! I'm not quite myself this week obviously!

One week! One sodding week Sainsbury's had Tunnocks wafer creams! Luckily they had an alternative I was happy to order !

Boiledbeetle

If they would just shrink them a tiny bit it would make shoving them in my gob in one piece that much easier.

Dear me, are you sure you've got the vipering business right? Surely you can disarticulate your jaw and swallow them whole?

If truth be told i could probably fit two in with room to spare! Just don't be telling anyone!

OK! Your secret is safe with me!

Knew I could count on you!

Interesting article...

Why is Sir Keir Starmer's wife not accompanying him on the campaign trail? Labour MPs think no-nonsense solicitor turned NHS occupational health worker Lady Victoria could boost his popularity.. but so far she's stayed out of the limelight | Daily Mail Online

I managed to stop myself buying any but now see this when I’ve none in the house. Torture that’s what it is, torture

No no no!

THIS 👇is torture

Mmmmmmmmmm

To think I used to like you @Boiledbeetle , you can go off people!
( sulks and adds caramel back on shopping list, can’t get the others here)

If you were my copy of UTDOD2 where would you be? I can't find it anywhere 😩

Down the back of the bed/sofa?

Failing that new copies are still available in Amazon!

How you can lose something that should have its own little shrine that you worship at is beyond me!!!!I

Maybe @Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis had borrowed it to use the pages to make little stick figures of me that she can stick pins in?

CervixSampler · Today 20:08

If you were my copy of UTDOD2 where would you be? I can't find it anywhere

Mrs. Starmer's bedside table, I have it on good authority* that she sneaked in and pinched it when you were at the shop.

*as in I made it up

It was in DD's room. No idea why. There begged the question where was her copy? I found it bent, crumpled and stained down the back of her bed so she's in trouble when I get hold of her. No respect for her own work or mine or the fact it was a gift and I wrote a nice thingy to her at the front. Not happy.

She has been chastised and banned from Tunnocks which reminded me I have had a secret stash.

Well at least someone's copy was where I said it would be!

To be fair she is of an age that actual physical books may not hold the same place in a person's heart as it does with us older folk! God. What am I saying! ... Beat her severely!

Ahhh smiley face!

Ah so that was you staring through the window when I was doing that, I thought it was next door’s cat

That stash looks like a V sign.

Sinner, are you a half empty kinda guy? 😃

It made me think of boobs and a murkin. Somebody more artistic than me could maybe create the female form out of Tunnocks products. That would be awesome. It would make a great museum piece.

I'd be lucky to get half a glass of anything.

Aw! 🍷 💐 🎁