Tunnocks Thread 2

[Boiledbeetle]

The question asked in Thread 1 has still not been answered satisfactorily, and so the quest continues to discover which side of the fence Tunnocks are on or whether they are in fact sat atop the fence throwing Snowballls and Tea cakes at both sides.

I have no idea where the link below will send you. hopefully to the original thread and at the start, but it could be a completely different thread half way through. I'm too full of sugar to concentrate properly!

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4847033-tunnocks?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

Santa brought me snowballs 😀. Happy Christmas everyone

@SinnerBoy diplomatically spread the Tunnocks worldwide!

Merry terfmas to you all! Look what ds bought me 🥰

What a clever lad, @CervixSampler!

Oh wow! Good lad! Of course now @CervixSampler you have to tell us where we can buy that tin that fits them that perfectly! How many 8 packs are in there?

@CervixSampler I think you might have won Christmas 😁

It's a Sara Miller tin and I fell in love with it ages ago and said I could put Tunnocks in it. It's 3 deep so 24 Tunnocks in there. One for each hour of the day should the need arise. I love how they fit perfectly and I didn't know they would. It makes me very happy.

Well, the ship is now Terfy-Tunnocked.

I went to Morisson's this morning (midnight to noon shift...) and got some, despite their best efforts to hide them on a bottom shelf, behind a metal basket of batteries.

So far, our Romanian night cook has pronounced that they are "pretty nice."

Oh well done Sinner some top Tunnocking there!

Each hour their numbers grow fewer!

At least they go knowing their sacrifice was in the noble cause of converting the innocent! Whereas most just lose their lives because people are addicted to the little sods!

Okay, I think this was the thread I promised to post my festive merkin on. Sorry about the delay, I actually lost it. I thought I'd found it in the bath, but it turned out to be a spider 😨 Then I had a proper look on the tree and there it was 🎄 😀 I'm not sure about the baubles, they look a bit like boils.

@IcakethereforeIam

Niiice!

Perfect, @IcakethereforeIam!

I didn't think that merkins were typically vajazzled?

I'll have to bow to your greater knowledge @SinnerBoy 😁

It's just for Xmas.

Merkins aside, just posting to say the new years diet is 12 days late . Have needed to wait until the massive supply of gifted tea cakes has been gobbled up as have no self control.
Starting diet tomorrow after having just eaten the last 3 I had in one sitting.
Going to have to abstain from the new addiction for a bit.
Is there such a thing as ‘ Tea cake withdrawal symptoms’?
… Am starting already imagining pacing in and out of the kitchen and being obsessive in searching of any hidden at back of cupboards….
happy 2024 fellow TC lovers ❤️

Psst.... Fancy a tea cake? Go on, dive in!

Only just over 8 hours into your diet and already temptation beckons!

God I'm an evil cow!

Always wondered where the tiny voices saying ‘ eat me, eat me’ came from. It bought it was lack of self control but clearly not!!!
off to the shops and avoiding the tea cake isles ….

Have you tried horse blinkers

I wish to show off a christmas present that was made for me (and has only just arrived), but in truth it only makes sense on here... it's even in suffragette colours.

I will not be eating Tunnocks anywhere near it!!

That's brilliant. A very special present made with love and humour. 😍

That's lovely. I'm a bit jelly.

Who was it who said that God had an inordinate fondness for beetles? Well, he's only human 😃

I will admit I may have teared up when I opened it!

Aw!