Tunnocks Thread 2

[Boiledbeetle]

The question asked in Thread 1 has still not been answered satisfactorily, and so the quest continues to discover which side of the fence Tunnocks are on or whether they are in fact sat atop the fence throwing Snowballls and Tea cakes at both sides.

I have no idea where the link below will send you. hopefully to the original thread and at the start, but it could be a completely different thread half way through. I'm too full of sugar to concentrate properly!

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4847033-tunnocks?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

christ that's big!

Just caught up after time away from MN. There was a box of teacakes next to me when I started. There is just a box now.

I’m very disappointed about the lack of selection box. I’m hoping if I mention this a couple 1000 times to my DC they may make me one

we will have to make our own selection boxes and advent calendars!

Much more importantly are you still happy for your UTDOD poems to go in the second volume?

I don’t think I’ve written any since the first volume but if I have then yes. I wonder if a teacake fits in our wooden advent calendar’s drawers, may have to practice

the poems that went into the e-book of the first volume are going in to the second volume as it didn't seem fair to not have them seen and read by more people, especially as the purchasers of the first volume were mainly buyers of the paperback version rather than the e-book. so it will be what you wrote back in April May time.

you may have to buy one with bigger drawers!

wanders in on the mooch for Tunnock's products...

Boiledbeetle I have a snowball you can have.

All these Tunnocks! I'm definitely going to need bigger drawers 🤐or a zip to stop me eating the feckers.

wipes mouth. You HAD a snowball.

I have to store them somewhere difficult to get to otherwise i mindlessly eat them

Perhaps there could be something like a Tunnocks gimp mask, in the Tunnocks colours 🤔. With a lock and a timer. I don't have anywhere difficult to put them. We get foxes in the garden, I don't have a dungeon and the attic is earmarked for the Christmas themed sex loft as soon as I get the go ahead from the local authority, I'm in the middle of writing the risk assessments.

I'm looking forward to the Christmas themed sex loft. Will you be throwing a party once it's done or just sending us the unsolicited duck photos?

I assume there will be lots of ducking, It's not easy to stand upright in a loft.

Aaarghh!!

<rips up risk assessments, starts over. Ponders over using the word 'helmet'>

Well... I'm not sure, it depends on which sort of helmet you are planning on mentioning!.

At least the hanging of the sex swing should be easy. Lots of nice cross beams to fix it to. Don't forget to leave space for the chocolate fountain. There will no doubt be lots of things to dip in it.

I think I'm going to have to completely rethink it. 90% of my loft is my bloke's comic book collection. They can't stay there because I know people will be reading them rather than.....you know. Or going through his vinyls (records not outfits you pervs). If I keep Tunnocks teacakes in the loft instead they'd, briefly, make excellent insulation.

Also, when I write 'helmet' I automatically keep following it with 'fnarr'.

Would it be possible to adapt a timed cat feeder for Tunnock's products?

I could ask a relative who is a retired engineer, he likes tinkering.

Devonshire splits! Are they the same as Cornish splits?

Internet says YES

Oh, that's not going to go down well in the West country!

Hi Beetle,

I don't write poetry but I'm on my own and this came into my head.

I was safe in a single sex space.
A man entered.
He smiled at me.
My safety died.

Probably best filed in the circular filing cabinet but if you need a filler for a future publication......

🤗
All poems are valid!

I have unfortunately got my fungal (fungal! Seriously autocorrect! Fungal? ) final order for volume 2, but there's always the next volume Christ nooooooooooo

I swear you lot will be the death of me!

You should see a doctor if you have fungal. I know that the final content has been fixed for vol. 2. I just wanted to write it down while it felt important.

I do sometimes wonder if my tablet has become partially sentient and is trying to tell me something!