Quentin '
Feminism caused me and DP to have a lively chat about philosophy today, off the back of the "Right to sex" thread. He has a philosophy degree and I'm a scientist. Apparently philosophers are just driven to publish their ideas but don't expect people to read or understand them.'
There are only two departments in any university: the Department of Philosophy, and the Department of Unwarranted Assertions. 
Hello Detroit! Wonderful you are finally home (and dry). Congratulations. Never mind exploding lampshades or broken blinds. Such things are normal. We have broken doors that ought to hide the washing machine and tumble dryer but don't because they have been broken since, er, 2015. The door to DH's bathroom doesn't close properly. The loo paper holder fell out of the wall in the upstairs bathroom shortly after said holder was installed in 2009 and it is still lying on the floor. And so on. These things are all part of life's rich tapestry.
Well, maybe not the exploding lampshade... I draw the line at exploding lampshades.
Do you have your dog yet?