Re camels
The Italian magazine Espresso has a "preventative satire" page which basically lampoons some current trend. Many moons ago the "trend" satirized was how many Italians abandon pets by the side of the motorway so they can go on holiday for a month or 2 months in summer. (I think Italian behaviour in this regard has now improved.) So the satire page offered advice on how to abandon various pets, e.g. a snake, a panda (not advisable: apparently they are all microchipped and know the WWF phone number off by heart), a boar, etc.... and a camel. The solution was to gradually substitute the original camel with a smaller and smaller camel until it was small enough to leave by the side of the motorway.
It did not, of course, tell you what to do with the discarded camels...
Anyway, I am quite sure no-one will do that with our friend. If she's giving people the hump [>groan