Something old, something new, something BlueStocking

[ErrolTheDragon]

... no borrowed thread title this time, but a welcome to friends old and new.

The old pub was thataway

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/4280319-still-blue-still-stocking-the-bluestocking-remains-open-in-2021

You Can All Wee Standing?

@TofuDelights

You Can All Wee Standing?

LOL. But sadly, no, not what I had in mind. Keep at it.

If no one gets it this afternoon, you need to do charades this evening.
Eg first word 👂 like ♀️ 🐑

Errol, that is a perfect clue for the first word.
Second word, 🥫+t

I am a bit dim but even I can get the second word! Totally drawing a blank on the first though. Think I will shut up and let the smart patrons work it out!!

I should just add that the second word is NOT anatomical, just in case anyone is wondering.

Well I have the first word ...

You Can't Always...

Wrangle Swedes
Write Sonnets
Wear Socks
...?

You can't adopt women's sex

Some great ideas here.
First two words are 'you can't'

Third word, verbal 🤼
Extra clue, first syllable 👂💪minus m.

I missed out 'like' after the ear.

Aha!! You can't argue with stupid???

Even if I am right I am still somewhat dim as I got the second word entirely wrong and still can't figure out the first clue. I'm exiting with embarrassment now.

WOOT!
@TofuDelights wins the cake!

First clue = sounds like female sheep. Ewe. You.

🍰🍰🎂🎂🥞🥞🥞

Arggggghhh!! Told ewe I was dim!!! Thank you for the , I will enjoy it whilst (in reality) having my salad tonight!!!

Some apple cake going here if anyone wants a consolation prize (goat permitting)

I'm in dire need of refreshment... perhaps a non-alcoholic beer? And some naice crisps.

Think the camel has eaten the last of that hand-baked on volcanic limestone in the Virgin islands batch of parsnip and beetroot crisps - only Marmite or cheese & onion left. There is a pickled egg though - any use?

Parsnip chips you say?
I accidentally bought earl grey tea. It tastes like soap. Now i have to go out and try and find non soapy tea.
Do camels like earl grey?

..Wierd shortages in all kinds of groceries here. The great bottled water shortage appears to be over though.

Camels love Earl Grey - goats not so much. Morning Detroit!

Morning. (Stares at Earl grey). I've no real tea.

I'll drink the Earl Grey. We get through gallons of it here.
Camilla and I will brew up a vat.