Have they forgotten that people over 30 can vote? This whole desperately chasing the youth vote look is downright undignified on a man Corbyn's age.
Not only that but the psephology of the "youthquake" is looking distinctly shaky. Well, not even shaky. More imaginary.
It's quite the sight, watching the first hard left leader Labour has had since Michael Foot transforming the party into a bourgeois liberal outfit tailoring policies for the middle class student vote.
I should have seen the writing on the wall when the GE manifesto put 4x the cash into cancelling tuition fees than it did restoring the social security that has left hundreds of thousands of working class mothers without sufficient resource to adequately raise their children.