Ham pr disasters 45! …hiding? …undercover?..or ready for the next adventure!

[jeffgoldblum]

still discussing the delightful escapades of our favourite twosome!

What twits they are! I had privately speculated which prep school the hamlets were attending after leaving the North Oxford school and the latest leak has helped confirm which one it is likely to be.
They are either very very stupid (which of course they are) or are keen that it become known which school. They certainly do need protection (from themselves). I’d be furious if my DC were attending the same school.

Thanks everyone for this thread, which has gone back to the way these threads used to be; relevant, witty, acerbic, pointed and funny 👍🏼

Privately as in 'alone' with no publicity' or privately as in 'in some random cemetery with chosen photographers for release on M's Insta or leaked to the media'?

HAM really need to stop this nonsense once and for all. It's making them look absolutely ridiculous and it's going to damage their children

What school is it? Has it been revealed or have I missed it?

It's been revealed but I think people aren't sharing it.

According to “ sources” H has decided to commemorate Remembrance Day privately

Yeah, me too. Like anyone cares about either of us.

I get the feeling that if they don't continually post something about what they're doing and where they're going they think they don't exist and that people have to be continually reminded of their existence. It must be exhausting.

God, they constantly have to share everything, it's so tedious.

I’ll bet he “decided” nothing. He was warned off crashing the official service.

Pics of them wouldn't have made a pap very much money here.

But the market for lucrative 'pap' photos is global.

If there was a publication prepared to pay big money for photos of the children of the 5th in line to the British throne, it wouldn't matter if they were taken in Oxfordshire or California.

The supposed 'international photographer' wouldn't be able to sell the photos in Britain either, but we're supposed to believe some publication somewhere is going to give him a big payday for stalking children at a primary school.

Rather than a gathered skirt and jumper, M would make more of a splash competing in the revenge dress, which by sports day 2027 H will have acquired for her at the Sotheby's New York auction on 9 December. No panty hose please! Barefoot is best.

This requires A & B to be at a school in Britain next Summer though. Today's antics make that a receding possibility.

Really wish they would piss off back to the US puzzled , apologies to our American friends but they were at least more contained in their ridiculous behaviour!
it seems they will keep pushing and pushing until something serious happens!

So reports on X are saying the security watched 2 men get out of a white van, wearing backpacks, and walk around the school for 2 hours!? Not a notion to phone the police?

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That's funny. I'm not sure the staff in my local have ever addressed me by my name, why would they even know it? generally it's just 'and what can I get you? pint of London Pride and a bag of ready salted coming up, tap here please.'

I agree with you 100%.

The HaMs is "do not play well with others." Whether it is their families, their friends or their professional relationships, at all times the HaMs show zero consideration for others while simultaneously demanding that their own needs are held front and center by everyone else at all times.

And noone in this pub managed to take a snap of the Duchess in the wild?

Fake news.

I'm finding it highly unlikely that US service kids would be going to a small private UK school. The US military DoDEA schools are extremely highly rated as far as educational excellence so it wouldn't be a decision based on that if they did. Perhaps if they have a UK parent or the family plans to stay in the UK after the active parent leaves service? I'm not saying they're 'better', just that they're 'just as good' as a highly rated UK school.

The other thing is that all DoDEA schools all follow the same curriculum so that transfers of duty station doesn't unduly disrupt their education. So a child living on a UK base would be following the same curricula as a child attending school on a base in Germany. For a child to attend a 'locality based' educational curricula school could be very disruptive should the parent be transferred to another country.

I can just imagine this. Can someone in the know drop hints about the school?

Ah, so still open in some capacity - thanks.

If there was paperazzi in the white van how would they know which of the many children in the school were Archie and lilibet to photograph them.

They’re the ones with the coronets on their heads.

Ginger children are fairly rare and the rear-view shots we have seen are enough to give them a pretty good idea.

@AcrossthePond55

I'm finding it highly unlikely that US service kids would be going to a small private UK school. The US military DoDEA schools are extremely highly rated....

Thats what I thought, thanks.

We used to live very adjacent to a couple of USAF bases in East Anglia and the base personnels' kids certainly didn't attend the local schools, no doubt for the reasons you mention.