Ham pr disasters 41! ..untitled!

[jeffgoldblum]

Still interested, still not bored!

Well that will be a long time for her to be out of the limelight !

These two don't do 'plans'. Everything is done on impulse. That's why they're in the mess they're in.

If Meghan was in England and wanted to be out in front of the camera, no 'plan' would stop her. So imo either she's not in the country or for some reason doesn't want to be seen in public.

Actually iced. You are spot on. Tom Sykes now reporting on the swan trolling

Wellchild not glamorous enough if it's on Monday early evening 😅

That’s brilliant noonames

And I’m very grateful for a new tune going around my head - I had Grand Designs theme tune for half of last week and it was only replaced yesterday when the ice cream van came round with its very annoying plink plonk tinkle tune.

When I was a child I would wander into the kitchen and start humming the tune to some advert or another that my mother hated. Next thing she’d be humming it and cursing me for putting it on her brain. 🤗

How are they going to manage it if it's proven she was never in UK?

I have my theory:

Meghan is in the US.

Planning to separate from H (whether he knows it or not).

The swan emoji was a half-arsed show of support because she was expected (by H or by CS) to put something on social media to show support for the book. But she has one foot out of the door already, so couldn't be bothered to do more than tack an emoji onto an unrelated As Ever post.

Source: my own overactive imagination (probably shortly to be proven wrong!).

No - CS will just be a "poor wee Earl" 🙄

Haha! I am currently enjoying Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights, thanks to the username of @KCitsweyourHammiewevecomehomenow

Are you me? 🤔

An earworm can only be defeated by a stronger earworm. My go-to earworm crusher is Talking Heads Once in a Lifetime. I only hope I never start singing it in public.

I go think she may have been "asked not to come" by Invictus - they need to raise £20+ million in 9 months and can't afford the "Meghan show" distractions.

Which isn’t working so far, I think the school visit was a disaster.

The event tonight has nothing to do with Invictus though.

Then why pretend she's here?? They could easily have said she's working on something in Cali, taking care of Doria. Anything is better than creating a stupid narrative. What if she's spotted in Cali while spewing about loving their new life in UK ??

Everyone seemed to be out at the Cornbury Horse Trials which is a Cotswolds event -(held last weekend) - Sophie, Zara, Mia, Bea and Edo. But no H? Now wouldn’t that be the perfect op for a reconciliation photo?

Well my theory is they needed the narrative of the kids starting school etc. to drive home the need for security.

If she is in the US it's pretty appalling to leave her kids so soon after they have moved country and schools.

Forgot to add, her cover for being in CA is work.

If the children are in the UK, I wouldn't put anything past them. The children are pawns, poor kids

I think you're on to something!! But you know what they say about 'the best laid plans'.

She's probably foaming at the mouth at H's version of 'rehabilitating' himself. And stuck between having to congratulate him on his 'cleverness' at playing cheeky chappy and wanting to scream at him to quit acting like a fool.

I'm sure she knows how to 'present herself' to a crowd when she wants to and in another situation she'd probably be able to rehabilitate herself to some extent. She just knows that in the UK she can't present herself ahead of H. He's the key to any acceptance she wants.

Sophie, Zara, Mia, Bea and Edo. But no H? Now wouldn’t that be the perfect op for a reconciliation photo?

From their point of view, they probably just wanted a nice family day out without any complications. Maybe H was warned off. A call from Mike would probably do it.

Cornbury is a family event though, so Harry can't go without the kids. He's obviously not going to take the kids, because they must not be seen in public, for some weird reason. Which means they have to just stay on the estate.
It's so strange. Those poor children missing out on fêtes and fayres and parades etc.

I'm surprised M won't be at Well Child.

Maybe she's seen how things are going for Harry & thought she wouldn't risk it.

Although I would have thought her stance would be that she would improve it.

It also makes me think she might not be here.

But would she leave the children so soon?

Is there much else going on for H that she might attend?

About the WellChild awards - I don't think Meghan's appeared at any of the others (apart maybe from the very first one?)

That said I'll believe she's here when she's actually seen in public and not until

I asked earlier what her plausible deniability would be re the swan emoji and I’ve decided it’s “Meghan is enjoying being back in the UK and was inspired over the summer by the World Cup and as she had an abiding affinity to all some things Wales, she’s adopted Swansea City FC as her club and is delighted to see them doing so well, indeed like herself the “Swans” are top of the league”

Finished! 👋