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jeffgoldblum · 18/09/2026 21:22

Still interested, still not bored!

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UncleColm · 21/09/2026 14:42

AcrossthePond55 · 21/09/2026 14:37

"“This is my final word,” he said, “my swan song too, my celebration of her, and I will step off into the sunset now and not be available for comment.”"

Well, I certainly hope so! And after having his incendiary 'recollections' greeted with a lot of doubt and scoffing, I'm not surprised he wants to be 'unable for comment'. But somehow I doubt he'll be able to 'step off into the sunset' and will continue to defend his book and defend HAM against their mutual enemies. Enemies they have made all by themselves.

So that means he won't be involved in any sort of documentary

noonames · 21/09/2026 14:44

DancingFerret · 21/09/2026 14:33

I didn't watch the wedding (too appalled that it actually took place) but when I saw a picture of her parading solo down the aisle all I could think of was the wedding scene from The Sound of Music, even though that was far more tasteful.

Now imagining a choir of nuns singing 'How do you solve a problem like Meghria'..

How do you solve a problem like Meghriaaah?
How do you stop hypocrisy like that?
How do you find a word that means Meghriaaah?
A bully, a liar, a thorn in the side, a Twatt.

AcrossthePond55 · 21/09/2026 14:45

Starryfifty · 21/09/2026 09:54

HAM are so transactional. This new "closeness" is mutually beneficial. HAM need to build up a network in UK. Once that is done, CS will be dumped.

They'll dump him immediately if his book continues to put out more negative than positive press. They aren't going to allow any shit to cling to their already shit-covered shoes as they try to climb the ladder to social respectability in their 'chosen milieu', whatever that milieu actually is. I don't think they even know.

noonames · 21/09/2026 14:46

AcrossthePond55 · 21/09/2026 14:37

"“This is my final word,” he said, “my swan song too, my celebration of her, and I will step off into the sunset now and not be available for comment.”"

Well, I certainly hope so! And after having his incendiary 'recollections' greeted with a lot of doubt and scoffing, I'm not surprised he wants to be 'unable for comment'. But somehow I doubt he'll be able to 'step off into the sunset' and will continue to defend his book and defend HAM against their mutual enemies. Enemies they have made all by themselves.

Isn't he on Lorraine later this week? Sunset's thataway, fella.

Usernameinabeyance · 21/09/2026 14:47

Thedom · 20/09/2026 21:30

I agree, I think this book will be the basis for a joint venture documentary with Harry, (Meghan as narrator and executive producer 🙄)

She's the exec producer of us all, we live only in the meghtrix now.

DancingFerret · 21/09/2026 14:55

noonames · 21/09/2026 14:44

Now imagining a choir of nuns singing 'How do you solve a problem like Meghria'..

How do you solve a problem like Meghriaaah?
How do you stop hypocrisy like that?
How do you find a word that means Meghriaaah?
A bully, a liar, a thorn in the side, a Twatt.

😂

Starryfifty · 21/09/2026 14:57

AcrossthePond55 · 21/09/2026 14:45

They'll dump him immediately if his book continues to put out more negative than positive press. They aren't going to allow any shit to cling to their already shit-covered shoes as they try to climb the ladder to social respectability in their 'chosen milieu', whatever that milieu actually is. I don't think they even know.

The swan emoji is intentional. CS was already getting slammed over the book and he's deliberately promoting HAM. Security issue, media etc

Usernameinabeyance · 21/09/2026 14:59

We'll have to swan off to a new thread soon...and I've only just caught up!

🦢 🇬🇧♥️

bluegreygreen · 21/09/2026 14:59

One thing I've found interesting on TwiX over the last 24 hrs is that people are remembering the horrendous time Catherine had with the paparazzi around 2007, and are sharing still and videos of it in connection with Diana's story.

I suspect this is not a consequence that H&M had foreseen, and will be news to some younger TwiX users.

Usernameinabeyance · 21/09/2026 15:02

Starryfifty · 21/09/2026 14:57

The swan emoji is intentional. CS was already getting slammed over the book and he's deliberately promoting HAM. Security issue, media etc

Do you reckon a therapist originally said to Hazzah:

"I believe that you may have significant insecurity issues"

And he took from that "cripes, I have a big personal safety problem - must speak to Papa forthwith"

And one tiny misunderstanding has lead to these tribulations?

JoanChitty · 21/09/2026 15:04

I see her ladyship is not attending the Wellchild evening....

IcedPurple · 21/09/2026 15:09

JoanChitty · 21/09/2026 15:04

I see her ladyship is not attending the Wellchild evening....

OK, now I'm starting to wonder if she's in the country at all.

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Starryfifty · 21/09/2026 15:21

Usernameinabeyance · 21/09/2026 15:02

Do you reckon a therapist originally said to Hazzah:

"I believe that you may have significant insecurity issues"

And he took from that "cripes, I have a big personal safety problem - must speak to Papa forthwith"

And one tiny misunderstanding has lead to these tribulations?

H is not paranoid about his security issue at all. It's all for puff and status x

Starryfifty · 21/09/2026 15:47

IcedPurple · 21/09/2026 15:09

OK, now I'm starting to wonder if she's in the country at all.

I'm very surprised by this tbh. Wellchild is perfect opportunity for her to spew word salad

HoldMyWine · 21/09/2026 15:52

I think this and Markus at London fashion week alone suggests she is not here. She wouldn’t miss out in swanning around at either if she was in the UK.

AlexandraCarrington · 21/09/2026 15:55

people are remembering the horrendous time Catherine had with the paparazzi around 2007, and are sharing still and videos of it in connection with Diana's story.

Even Anne didn't always have an easy time when she was young. She wasn't perceived as glamorous enough and didn't suffer fools could be brusque.

Be interested to see how H comes across at Wellchild. It's the sort of event which used to show him at his best, and it's the one organisation left to him that hasn't been discredited.

ForAmberPoster · 21/09/2026 15:56

noonames · 21/09/2026 14:46

Isn't he on Lorraine later this week? Sunset's thataway, fella.

Lorraine Kelly 😂 - she certainly won’t be trying to challenge him or defend the royal family

AristocraticAutumnCrowFight · 21/09/2026 16:01

ForAmberPoster · 21/09/2026 15:56

Lorraine Kelly 😂 - she certainly won’t be trying to challenge him or defend the royal family

Lorraine Kelly the Persona is going to interview Charles Spencer the Persona?

I can predict the sycophantic questions and faux-magisterial answers already.

What next - Cat Jarman on Loose Women?

TheRealHousewife · 21/09/2026 16:11

noonames · 21/09/2026 07:53

The Duke and Duchess of Twatt has a nice ring to it.
Meghan could remind people - “remember - I’m a Twatt now”.

😅😅😅😅😅Where’s the laughing emoji when you need it!

Starryfifty · 21/09/2026 16:17

She has to be in UK if she's getting a security assessment no?

AristocraticAutumnCrowFight · 21/09/2026 16:20

Starryfifty · 21/09/2026 16:17

She has to be in UK if she's getting a security assessment no?

Maybe they’ve applied for the ‘International Bases’ version.

Starryfifty · 21/09/2026 16:20

AlexandraCarrington · 21/09/2026 15:55

people are remembering the horrendous time Catherine had with the paparazzi around 2007, and are sharing still and videos of it in connection with Diana's story.

Even Anne didn't always have an easy time when she was young. She wasn't perceived as glamorous enough and didn't suffer fools could be brusque.

Be interested to see how H comes across at Wellchild. It's the sort of event which used to show him at his best, and it's the one organisation left to him that hasn't been discredited.

Let's hope he's lucid.

Mylovelygreendress · 21/09/2026 16:36

IcedPurple · 21/09/2026 15:09

OK, now I'm starting to wonder if she's in the country at all.

Given that W and C are out tonight I fully expected M to attend Wellchild so agree that she is probably back in the US .
It must be killing her not being in front of a camera .

Starryfifty · 21/09/2026 16:53

Mylovelygreendress · 21/09/2026 16:36

Given that W and C are out tonight I fully expected M to attend Wellchild so agree that she is probably back in the US .
It must be killing her not being in front of a camera .

I do think she's in UK. I think their plan is, rehabilitate H. Then her. Which is a huge challenge

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