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Ham pr disasters 39! The Uganda divide…diplomatic necessity vs needless pandering.

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jeffgoldblum · Yesterday 18:34

Continuing the discussion, still interested, still not bored!

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IcedPurple · Today 21:57

bluegreygreen · Today 21:55

Not sure how reliable Google AI is being - the link takes you to a Facebook discussion about a restaurant having strict rules for children.

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Looks like Chat GPT slop to me.

I don't see any school, let alone one well used to catering to the children of the very rich and famous, pandering to these two clowns.

I still want to know how they managed school in Montecito, where they would have been far from the richest or most famous family. Did they send the kids to school in 'convoys' with armed guards there too? And not a murmur from any of the other parents? Not a single sighting?

AlexandraCarrington · Today 22:01

A much more realistic picture of modern British parenting might come, for instance, if she filmed herself applying a verruca pen to their feet because the municipal council pool where they have swimming lessons has trouble retaining cleaning staff.

Or shopping for Hedrin and a nit comb.

the only privilege is being allowed to drive directly into the premises for security reasons. Catherine and William are very involved in the school apparently.

When I was at secondary school, a boy a few years ahead of me was driven into the playground, rather than being dropped in the road outside - at a time when everyone else walked, biked or took the bus. I gathered his father was something high up in the Met Police, and presume there was a specific threat.

IAmATorturedPoet · Today 22:02

SanguineAutumnalCrow · Today 21:27

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/meghan-markle-harry-uk-pictures-b3049849.html

From the Independent ^^.

I’ll see if I can archive it, but I have a horrible eye infection so keep hitting the wrong buttons.

Here: https://archive.ph/Wqqwm

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Thank you for that link, it gave me a giggle🤭

Hope your eye gets better very soon 💐

Starryfifty · Today 22:08

Mylovelygreendress · Today 20:41

I still don’t understand the convoy .
Assuming both parents were in the huge 4x4 ( unlikely if feedback from Monteshitshow is accurate) there would still be room for a security guy in the vehicle so why a convoy ?

Would be only one parent.H apparently doesn't get up until at least noon

Badvocthebad · Today 22:08

Article on sky news website about W's finances...for the poster that asked me a couple of days ago.

littlecoffeemug · Today 22:09

Mylovelygreendress · Today 20:41

I still don’t understand the convoy .
Assuming both parents were in the huge 4x4 ( unlikely if feedback from Monteshitshow is accurate) there would still be room for a security guy in the vehicle so why a convoy ?

Yes, why on God's green earth do they need a convoy of 3 massive Range Rovers to ferry their kids to primary school? It's madness. William drove George to school just in one car with one close protection officer. And they were a far bigger potential target than Harry could ever hope to be.

Harry's security aren't allowed to be armed, so what added benefit are the 2 extra cars anyway? If Harry is so paranoid about his children's security then just fucking helicopter them in every day and be done with it.

Badvocthebad · Today 22:10

SanguineAutumnalCrow · Today 22:02

There’s been a heist!

I’m wondering how HaM’s hapless PR will spin this one …

Copies of Uncle Spencer’s book about St Diana of the Car Boot Boyfriends have been nicked, the book that was to be serialised in the Mail for £££. Now it’s in the hands of awful furrin bandits.

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16134057/Earl-Spencers-bombshell-new-book-stolen-copies-Earls-explosive-book-sister-Diana-King-reacted-death-taken-raid-Dutch-lorry.html

Who would buy this book?
After the Burrell books, tv interviews, OW interview, Spare, podcasts...what else is there to say about her?
How many more ways can her memory be monetised?

PrivateCitizenTooDimforDiplomacy · Today 22:11

It makes me sick the way HaM carry on in their desperate attempts to get public funded PPO.
If they get it I hope there is a massive public outcry.
We could hold a peaceful protest -I’ll make cake and bring a hip flask . I’ve got large hips so we will be well supplied.

@DaisyDooley

You may like to know there is a Change.org petition which now has 50,009 Signatures: Private Stay, Private Pay: No Taxpayer-Funded Security for Prince Harry

https://c.org/44pwHVKxPq

Mylovelygreendress · Today 22:12

littlecoffeemug · Today 22:09

Yes, why on God's green earth do they need a convoy of 3 massive Range Rovers to ferry their kids to primary school? It's madness. William drove George to school just in one car with one close protection officer. And they were a far bigger potential target than Harry could ever hope to be.

Harry's security aren't allowed to be armed, so what added benefit are the 2 extra cars anyway? If Harry is so paranoid about his children's security then just fucking helicopter them in every day and be done with it.

They need an extra one for H and M’s egos .

PrivateCitizenTooDimforDiplomacy · Today 22:12

Actually it's gone up to 50,939 signatures since I opened the email earlier this evening.

Mylovelygreendress · Today 22:13

SanguineAutumnalCrow · Today 22:02

There’s been a heist!

I’m wondering how HaM’s hapless PR will spin this one …

Copies of Uncle Spencer’s book about St Diana of the Car Boot Boyfriends have been nicked, the book that was to be serialised in the Mail for £££. Now it’s in the hands of awful furrin bandits.

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16134057/Earl-Spencers-bombshell-new-book-stolen-copies-Earls-explosive-book-sister-Diana-King-reacted-death-taken-raid-Dutch-lorry.html

Netherlands ? Is that not where Scobie’s book was “ accidentally “ leaked ?
Purely coincidental I’m sure .

SanguineAutumnalCrow · Today 22:18

Badvocthebad · Today 22:10

Who would buy this book?
After the Burrell books, tv interviews, OW interview, Spare, podcasts...what else is there to say about her?
How many more ways can her memory be monetised?

I suspect Uncle Spencer is going to slag orf a load of dead royals and Charles. He probably knows he can’t go too far though so he’ll pretend to pin a lot of blame on ‘structures’ and ‘systems’, but I think the king is definitely going to get it up the arse.

So maybe 007 nicked the books in that Dutch lay-by for the wasp, bee and fly to read?

ABitFab · Today 22:24

Signed the petition!

bluegreygreen · Today 22:27

That's hilarious @SanguineAutumnalCrow

Archive link https://archive.is/1wLYK

Dutch police are investigating the mysterious break-in, with theories among industry insiders about who was responsible ranging from a gang of opportunistic thieves to a misguided, but highly informed, supporter of the Royal Family.

Or ... maybe ... it was the Nefarious Underground Netherlands Publishers, who also so vindictively changed the wording in poor Omid Scobie's masterpiece, Endgame ...

StartupRepair · Today 22:30

Presumably what Harry wants is security for each family member. So a separate team with Lili at ballet, Archie at rugby, Harry ringing doorbells in London looking for a friend and Meghan in Montecito filming herself with flower sprinkles. It will cost an absolute fortune, especially if each of them requires a convoy.

PleasantGreenPorcupine · Today 22:31

StartupRepair · Today 22:30

Presumably what Harry wants is security for each family member. So a separate team with Lili at ballet, Archie at rugby, Harry ringing doorbells in London looking for a friend and Meghan in Montecito filming herself with flower sprinkles. It will cost an absolute fortune, especially if each of them requires a convoy.

Yes, and the UK taxpayer should fund it all!

IcedPurple · Today 22:32

StartupRepair · Today 22:30

Presumably what Harry wants is security for each family member. So a separate team with Lili at ballet, Archie at rugby, Harry ringing doorbells in London looking for a friend and Meghan in Montecito filming herself with flower sprinkles. It will cost an absolute fortune, especially if each of them requires a convoy.

That's not going to happen. Even the most senior royals only get a 'convoy' on certain occasions. Definitely not for the school run. And if Meghan wants to head back to Montecito to film herself flitting about the gardens, she'll have to make her own security arrangements.

Whoopiedooo · Today 22:33

Rentfreeinyourhead · Today 20:18

According to X, the convoy split up in the school car park and other parents’s cars slipped inbetween. The audacity. You can literally hear the swearing behind the steering wheels of the parents caught in the mayhem of massive 4x4s who don’t know what the doing and are breaking the carefully constructed system that is drop off.

I really need a diagram of this!

PleasantGreenPorcupine · Today 22:36

IcedPurple · Today 22:32

That's not going to happen. Even the most senior royals only get a 'convoy' on certain occasions. Definitely not for the school run. And if Meghan wants to head back to Montecito to film herself flitting about the gardens, she'll have to make her own security arrangements.

They don't even get a convoy for most regular engagements! It's usually just one car m

Rentfreeinyourhead · Today 22:37

Earl Spencer is not one to preach about unhappy marriages.

SanguineAutumnalCrow · Today 22:40

I’m liking the Dutch Conspiracy, @Mylovelygreendress and @bluegreygreen. Where is that wretched Scabies character these days? He strikes me as the type to loiter in lay-bys with ill intent, given the likely cost of his endless ‘glow ups’.

bluegreygreen · Today 22:40

I don't think RAVEC should respond to public pressure (via petition) any more than it should respond to legal bullying from Harry.

I think it should assess the risk and recommend the provision of the security required.
As the committee is made up of professionals, I have confidence that is what they will do.

Choux · Today 22:40

StartupRepair · Today 22:30

Presumably what Harry wants is security for each family member. So a separate team with Lili at ballet, Archie at rugby, Harry ringing doorbells in London looking for a friend and Meghan in Montecito filming herself with flower sprinkles. It will cost an absolute fortune, especially if each of them requires a convoy.

Don’t forget a security team at home base to keep that secure while H is out ‘royalling’, M is jam making in Montecito and the kids are at school / play dates etc.

Someone mentioned that B and E got security paid for by AMW (who got money from the Queen) once their Met security was stopped. I imagine if Charles agreed to pay for the family’s security the requests to the Home Sec and RAVEC would suddenly stop. I think Harry knows he doesn’t need the bells and whistles security that RAVEC can provide but he just needs someone else to pay for the security he thinks he does need.

Mylovelygreendress · Today 22:50

Choux · Today 22:40

Don’t forget a security team at home base to keep that secure while H is out ‘royalling’, M is jam making in Montecito and the kids are at school / play dates etc.

Someone mentioned that B and E got security paid for by AMW (who got money from the Queen) once their Met security was stopped. I imagine if Charles agreed to pay for the family’s security the requests to the Home Sec and RAVEC would suddenly stop. I think Harry knows he doesn’t need the bells and whistles security that RAVEC can provide but he just needs someone else to pay for the security he thinks he does need.

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Harry wants what William has .,