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Ham pr disasters 39! The Uganda divide…diplomatic necessity vs needless pandering.

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jeffgoldblum · Yesterday 18:34

Continuing the discussion, still interested, still not bored!

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Starryfifty · Today 18:32

It would appear their security team is as stupid as their employers

GrumpyMuleFan · Today 18:33

Starryfifty · Today 18:32

It would appear their security team is as stupid as their employers

They will have been recruited / chosen as the “yes” team.

Rentfreeinyourhead · Today 18:46

MargaretThursday · Today 18:23

Now I’ll hold my hands up, it’s a long time since I’ve been to Oxford but has it turned into somewhere akin to Baghdad since I was there? Is it so dangerous that children of HNW/celebrity parents are being taken out on the school run??

Back in the 90s when I was in Oxford, I remember cycling up the High Street which was nose to tail congested and passing a very posh black car, glancing in the windows and seeing two rather bored small girls, and realising they were Beatrice and Eugenie.
They certainly weren't in a convey unless they'd got very lost as the whole street from Iffley Road roundabout to Carfax was nose to tail and I'd have noticed another car like that.

Were they on their way to Pizza Express?

UncleColm · Today 18:54

cheezncrackers · Today 15:35

So, I'm 8 pages late to the party (this thing moves faster than a wildfire on dry weeds!), but re: all this removing the kids from school kerfuffle - why the fuck does it take 'a convoy' to take two little kids to school FFS? AFAIK Kate and William take their own kids to school in their own car. No convoy. So 🤷‍♀️

Is the convoy to 'elevate' the school run!

PleasantGreenPorcupine · Today 18:57

Starryfifty · Today 18:32

It would appear their security team is as stupid as their employers

Quite. In the US, they actually sent members of the security team to get them coffee! I think they don't understand the term "security".

Mylovelygreendress · Today 19:07

PleasantGreenPorcupine · Today 18:57

Quite. In the US, they actually sent members of the security team to get them coffee! I think they don't understand the term "security".

Whilst in Canada they wanted 3 teams of (taxpayer funded ) armed security . One team for each of them .
Why ??

PleasantGreenPorcupine · Today 19:13

Mylovelygreendress · Today 19:07

Whilst in Canada they wanted 3 teams of (taxpayer funded ) armed security . One team for each of them .
Why ??

Because they are very important royals!

Scorchio84 · Today 19:28

PleasantGreenPorcupine · Today 18:57

Quite. In the US, they actually sent members of the security team to get them coffee! I think they don't understand the term "security".

The more I think of that 🙄The CPO must have been spitting feathers

SanguineAutumnalCrow · Today 19:29

Starryfifty · Today 18:32

It would appear their security team is as stupid as their employers

The chief security bod is now Harry's close friend, apparently. Travelled over with them from Montecito. Drove them away from Birmingham airport.

He should have asked Meg about roundabouts. She's stood on one or two in her time. Geneva, was it?

HoldMyWine · Today 19:37

SanguineAutumnalCrow · Today 19:29

The chief security bod is now Harry's close friend, apparently. Travelled over with them from Montecito. Drove them away from Birmingham airport.

He should have asked Meg about roundabouts. She's stood on one or two in her time. Geneva, was it?

I’d guess that he is his only friend

BillyBites · Today 19:40

So, am I right in thinking that we suspect Harry thinks that these school run shenanigans will sway RAVEC towards granting them full-time taxpayer-funded security?
Because of a red light and a traffic jam near the school?
Does he think we're all stupid? But then, if it's true that we tend to judge others by our own standards then maybe he does.

Lockupyourbiscuits · Today 19:42

Quick question
Kissing your child on the lips ( Harry and David Beckham )
do fathers kiss daughters and sons on the lips ?
does it make it ok for other family members
yay or nay ?

nay from me - spreads cold sores and just why - I mean u never kiss friends on lips

RemainInAbeyance · Today 19:47

Lockupyourbiscuits · Today 19:42

Quick question
Kissing your child on the lips ( Harry and David Beckham )
do fathers kiss daughters and sons on the lips ?
does it make it ok for other family members
yay or nay ?

nay from me - spreads cold sores and just why - I mean u never kiss friends on lips

I think it should always be child led.
I don't think it is automatically wrong.
Some families/friends do kiss like that.

However it isn't suitable for social media.

And worse I think it has been deliberately posted to encourage discussion/hysteria/clicks.

Thedom · Today 19:47

jeffgoldblum · Today 16:55

Well it seems that @IcedPurplecould be right, some of the pictures are courtesy of their old friend! , known for photoshopped black and white pictures!

That’s interesting, did Meghan not credit the photos to Misan ? It kind of looks looks like he felt the need to publicly rectify that omission.

RemainInAbeyance · Today 19:48

jeffgoldblum · Today 16:55

Well it seems that @IcedPurplecould be right, some of the pictures are courtesy of their old friend! , known for photoshopped black and white pictures!

Miaow

Andylion · Today 19:51

jeffgoldblum · Today 16:55

Well it seems that @IcedPurplecould be right, some of the pictures are courtesy of their old friend! , known for photoshopped black and white pictures!

Did Meghan credit him sent in her post? It looks like he’s reposting those two pics to indicate that he should be credited with them.

SqueakyDinosaur · Today 19:54

IcedPurple · Today 18:31

I wonder if the school told them they couldn't accommodate their 'convoy' and that's what led to the change? Whatever school they went to is likely very used to children from very rich and high profile families who manage perfectly well without 'convoys' holding up the traffic and causing even more congestion than normal.

There is speculation on Reddit that maybe, due to the rather odd and isolated way they seem to be being brought up, the children might have found it very difficult to cope with the atmosphere. Absolutely zero evidence, of course, but it sounds plausible. And someone who clearly had had children at the school said that the Head is a force of nature who would not be putting up with any nonsense from HaM.

Lunde · Today 19:57

BunnyBunbunbun · Today 16:13

There are around 5700 people in the LoS. Should they all get state-backed security on demand?

What about when William's children grow up and start having their own kids and Harry gets pushed even further down the LoS? Will he still deserve state security?

Harry can't get his head around that he is now Beatrice!

Beatrice was born 5th in the LoS - which is where Harry is now!

Andylion · Today 19:58

Thedom · Today 19:47

That’s interesting, did Meghan not credit the photos to Misan ? It kind of looks looks like he felt the need to publicly rectify that omission.

I see you got there first, @Thedom 🙂

Lunde · Today 20:09

TheRealHousewife · Today 16:24

I can’t listen to anything Chris Ship says … I don’t find him credible and just an extension of HaM’s PR machine. Either that or he is just the biggest Brown Nose I’ve seen for quite some time 👃 🍑 💩

Yes - Chris Ship has sold out to be UnSussexful's PR journalist to produce tabloid fodder for them

I loved it when he totally got his comeuppance in Italy covering Catherine's tour. He did a video on a quiet backstreet claiming that nobody was very interested in Catherine - but by the time he scurried back to the main square it was full chaos and without his Sussex-guaranteed front position he was photographed scrambling at the back trying to see anything 😂

I doubt if William and Catherine will give Ship the time of day after that podcast where he discussed George's security arrangements at school and George's personal hygiene 😮Can you imagine how loudly he would squawk if people did this to the Hamlets 😡

Ham pr disasters 39! The Uganda divide…diplomatic necessity vs needless pandering.
PrivateCapacityFanny · Today 20:11

HoldMyWine · Today 19:37

I’d guess that he is his only friend

So that explains the lame PR "friend" quotes!

Actually it does.

shanghainights · Today 20:14

Don't they realise how stupid they look?

Is Meghan driving this ? Lying on the floor and crying to get Harry to move back to California?

Maybe she needs some professional help with her insecurities. Why do they think people are out to get them ?

When was the child of anyone famous ever kidnapped in the UK?

Rentfreeinyourhead · Today 20:18

According to X, the convoy split up in the school car park and other parents’s cars slipped inbetween. The audacity. You can literally hear the swearing behind the steering wheels of the parents caught in the mayhem of massive 4x4s who don’t know what the doing and are breaking the carefully constructed system that is drop off.

Rentfreeinyourhead · Today 20:20

In the spirit of this thread, this is a monumental PR fckup. God knows how they’ll come back from this. They are a laughing stock.

BasiliskStare · Today 20:29

I think the school run brouhaha might very well be to try to influence Ravec. Now , I don't think they will be influenced . But as we know H thinks Ravec funded security for him and his family is a "drop in the ocean" of their budget. I've seen estimates circa £7.5m p.a. for 24 / 7 all family including school runs etc. I don't know. But really if H does want this security why not shut up and let Ravec do what they do very quietly. Given the kerfuffle he has made If he does get it , don't expect extra popularity H.

Captain Mainwaring style - "Stupid boy" 😊