Harry and Meghan's Australian jaunt -part 3 it's nearly over!

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Continuation ....

Me Tarzan..You Meghan🐘🦁

"WaaaaAaaaaaAaaaaaaAaaaaaagh!"

🤣🤣🤣

Waaaaghzan!

Did you see their film cameraman walking backwards on the beach with that huge piece of kit on his shoulder, nearly standing on that sunbather who was quietly reading her book?

He very nearly stood on her. H&M didn’t give a flying fuck. Just gurning away, plodding along with their crowd of staff and ‘surf rescuers’. Frankly, that situation was unsafe for the sunbathers and handled extremely poorly.

This is a man, too scared for his life to go in an official limo to Westminster Abbey, filled with Heads of State, and too terrified for his wife to set foot on Blighty, yet surrounded by all sorts of chaos on a public beach?
Make it make sense.

I don’t understand how they felt perfectly safe on a public beach, tripping over locals, but staying at Sandringham is unsafe. Well I do know, it’s his bullshit excuse for Meghan and the children not coming to the UK. I do wonder if she’ll throw caution to the wind now she thinks she’s Queen of Oz.

I'm hoping that the Home Office use this as evidence the next time Harry insists he needs limitless UK taxpayer funded security.

They don't need any 'evidence'. Harry simply does not qualify for on demand police protection. That's why he lost his case and all the appeals he burdened the legal system with.

Quite!

Footage of the tail end of the retreat, less than 50 people there I would say.
https://x.com/that_1/status/2045725442108199016?s=46

Perhaps he could just carry a patio door around. If closing one protected Meghan against lions and elephants (and possibly, elsewhere, tigers and bears - oh my!) he could swiftly slam it shut in face of danger. What need had he of wardens with guns?
Or it would be quite cheap to employ a couple of stout chaps to carry it for him so his arms would be free for hugging.

Here he comes

I don't know whether to laugh or be horrified by that image.

Practical advice. Excellent. Would the patio doors have to be paid for by the UK taxpayer?

And would William have a bigger patio door?

😭 😭 it's not fair!

I think we could have a whip-round for Haich's (remembering the days of the acronym of H-As-I-Call-Him) patio door, if he promises not to whinge about security again.

Harry the Sniffer.

🤣🤣🤣 very good!

Not whinge about security? What then, pray, would be the purpose of his existence?

And would they need their own security ?

I thought they were camping? What about the peeing in the bush?

No, they stayed in one of those high end glamping places with air con and a butler. Who knows about the urinating episode, and why Harry felt it worthy of public documentation.

So many questions. It should really go to the High Court.

To be fair that was one of scoobies gems ! Probably from Meghan.