The 'girls weekend' sounds borderline depressing.
The cringey faux camaraderie.
Sharing a room with a stranger.
Going through security checks.
Rushing the 'gala dinner' so the 'duchess' can deign to be photogaphed with the plebs. For a fee, of course.
All this for £1000 and more? No wonder they couldn't get rid of tickets. You'd have to pay me to be there.