Markle the Material girl

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Markle's logo is similar to the logo on the back of the crew jackets for Madonna's Blond Ambition tour.

Is there anything original about this woman?

Less interested in the monogram (we know she has delusions of grandeur) ….more interested in the insanity of sending a personal note to a woman who criticised the trailer for With love, Meghan.

That’s completely unhinged. At best the note could be described as passive aggressive, at worst….threatening.

Meghan listened to her podcast, then tracked down her address to send a handwritten note to tell her not to be scared, as some sort of clapback. Psychotic!

It's a bit serial killer vibe isn't it?

Another here who would be very concerned if I was the person recieving the letter. If someone had posted on here that they received the note Meghan sent they would quite rightly be told to call the police. It's not normal behaviour even in celeb land!

It's passive aggressive bullying. She's decided to pick on this person for some reason ( no real power or influence ?) as opposed to all the others. It's a warning shot.

Is this a hoax?

If not what did 'Amanda' do or say?

The fact that newspapers are saying " believed to be genuine" to me indicates how farcical Meghan has become in the public eye - the writing, the use of the Crown and the tag line " as ever" . It's almost saying she is a figure which is so easily lampooned. It's like how Hilaria Baldwin is trolled - even by her husband.

This is the story

It looks from the timing that People magazine broke this

https://people.com/meghan-markle-claps-back-with-witty-handwritten-note-to-podcaster-amanda-hirsch-11700206

I wouldn't describe it as witty. I agree this is some weird clap back. Also the calligraphy is just too much.

Part of her response was "OH MY DUTCHESS." 🙄

The writing 😂

Is what I was going to say too 😂

It's elevated writing.

It’s almost elevated to the point of being illegible 🤪

Very strange reaction. Definitely sinister vibes.

Of course Madonna totally invented an initial with a crown above it 🙄.

I'm lazy and busy, could someone explain what this is about please
And has she always had that weird swirly writing style?

Her 'handwriting' is just bizarre. Like she really enjoys it but nobody wants to have to look at it and the things she's actually written have so little sincerity or substance. It looks like she spends longer on her calligraphy than she does on thinking about the person she's trying to communicate with.

another day another nasty bash thread about MEGHAN Markle.

Another day another person happily clicking on the thread to read all about it

Is it calligraphy? It just looks like crap writing that has had some tails added afterwards, to make it look like something it isn't. But then I suppose it's the literary version of adding flower sprinkles to a sandwich, so not all that surprising.

I agree that sending that to someone who criticised her is a very odd and sinister thing to do.

I'm imagining the influencer woman going to bed and then hearing glass smash and then the stairs creaking as someone walks upstairs, the influencer sits up feeling terrified and pulls the duvet up, her eyes wide as she clutches the duvet....

The bedroom door swings open and there is the blinding light of Markle's veneers as she walks in grinning maniacally whilst holding a tea tray.

"Let's have fun!" Markle grins, as she gives the influencer a plate of buttered scones topped off with her own brand jam, the bright red jam gleaming like the fresh blood of one of Markle's lackeys who accidentally walked in front of Markle when she was having her photo taken....

The influencer eats jam scone after jam scone as Markle feeds her, too scared to refuse until she falls asleep into a food coma bloated by the over feeding.

She awakes in the morning and there is no Markle and laughs thinking it must have been a silly bad dream.

She goes downstairs feeling sluggish and stops when she sees the back door, broken glass on the floor, a weft of black hair extension strewn amongst the glass.

There is a cackle and the influencer turns around there's Markle coming towards her with a knife in one hand and a pot of empty Markle jam.....😱

the only things I need to know are whether the cards are going to be for sale and did dried flowers float from the envelope when opened.

An influencer was negative about Markle's show so Markle tracked her down and sent her that passive aggressive card allegedly in her own handwriting but looks more like a spider with ridiculously long nail extensions wrote it!

Or...you could just read the second linked article which makes it clear the influencer expressed concern that Meghan would be attacked for the show and Meghan sent a humorous note which the Influencer was delighted to receive and then declared herself a lifelong fan. But that doesn't fit with the Mumsnet mean girls narrative.