As Ever Part V . Two stunt lemons - With Love , Meghan

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Just seen pics of Meghan out for lunch with Serena Williams. Does Meghan have mobility issues? Is that why she has to grab on to people all the time? Poor Serena - the new victim of The Claw.

Poor woman, I hope not. She's an absolute martyr, isn't she?

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They'll be dancing in the streets of South Africa tonight!

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The One with the Show!

Thanks for the new thread @BasiliskStare for transparency it’s BigWillyLittleTodger but thought I would name change in honour of this specific thread!

Those outfits Serena and Meghan are wearing are from the other day when she posted the insta.

So why I wonder are the pap shots being released now….not when they were actually taken? Almost like it was planned……..

Placemarking for when the actual show is aired ... if it's not already full by then!!

Meghan seems to be out for lunch in her pyjamas.

Definitely the worst outfit she’s wore by far.

She looks like she’s escaped from hospital in that outfit

BBC gone trolling

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce8y0ld2ngyo

Has anyone else got the Addison Ross UK tableware advert in this thread? I bet they're kicking themselves for going with 'enhance your tableware' rather than 'elevate'

That's so funny!

I know someone who has that same fake smile. Why do people pretend to be about 100 times happier than anyone else in the photo? Don't they realise how ridiculous they look compared to everyone else in the shot. Compare Me-agains face to anyone else - fake fake fake

Haven't they just!

The restaurant outfit is the Cali equivalent of "Going to Aldi first thing in your nightware", IMO. She's got a slim figure and lots of cash. Wear clothes, because this is not a way to look "relatable", unless your target audience is Andy Pandy (showing age)

Anybody imagine the Mrs Doubtfire scene when she’s plating up the take-away?

Serena doesn't look like she's having a great time.

When you call the paps, you gotta make it woth their while.

Meg must be spitting feathers after talking so much about their shared Sussex surname that the People Magazine headline is "Meghan Markle's most intimate interview in years"

On insta there is a new sneak peep...she is arranging fruit in rows to make a rainbow.
She says you could do this for your kids at breakfast.

I am not making this up.
I promise.

she has a new sneak peek out

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14456733/Meghan-Markle-says-real-delight-luxury-present-parent-makes-rainbow-themed-fruit-salad-new-sneak-peek-Netflix-series.html

She’s actually demonstrating how you cut up fruit to make into a rainbow for a child. OMFG

She’s just been on Pinterest, hasn’t she?

Also she’s passively aggressively calling herself a ‘present parent’

Brilliant 😂😂
She can cut fruit up 😂