As Ever Part V . Two stunt lemons - With Love , Meghan

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Previous thread here www.mumsnet.com/talk/the_royal_family/5283793-as-ever4-as-usual?page=40&reply=142596997 ( link with thanks to my lovely devoted friend StickyStickySticky who just loves to see me succeed )

This is making Pippa Middleton and her hilariously obvious #pippatips look like the work of a genius.

You put the food on Royal Doulton plates with the hand painted periwinkles.

I saw that too! Who walks about arm in arm?

That People magazine cover photo is extremely unflattering.

And why does she constantly feel the need to be wafting ethereally through the garden?

I would think a real modern, feminist woman would be out doing things that make a difference for disadvantaged people.

I really hope she shows us how to make a cheesey toothpick hedgehog

I rarely post in these parts, but that article is something else.

She is absolutely bonkers with a questionable relationship with reality.

I wonder what 'H' really makes of all this.

OOh I forgot the Middletons in my Gogglebox set up - Carole and Pippa watching with cocktails and a bowl of pork scratchings.

People waiting to be papped with a useful "friend", that's who.

Can I come too?

Is Gogglebox still running? Do you think the regular people will be asked to review this?

I bet the royal family have a whats app group about it.

That outfit is terrible and those pictures reek of desperation.

Meghan will be trying to find out what went on at the Oscars !

That is from the other day!

I take it Meghan read the article and approved it. Who in their right mind read that and thought , yep that'll definitely make me seem relatable insane

Good thing the photographer just happened to be there when Meghan came out of a restaurant grinning broadly alongside her famous friend, isn't it?

Otherwise we might never have known.

What incredible good fortune. While she's laughing uproariously and clutching a famous friend! Lucky.

This spark in Harry's eye has me worried 😂 are we going to see them romping in the kitchen?

Someone who never takes advice and has absolutely zero self awareness, I'm guessing.

Apparently when her 3 & 5 year old children are sick she has them “sipping bone broth”. Now I have never subscribed to the notion that she doesn’t actually have any children but if anything was going to make me wonder…😁

And what part of I'm slightly intolerant so don't have those things all the time did you not understand? It doesn't mean I can't eat food with flour or eggs I just don't have it regularly enough and explains why i buy mixes so I don't waste food.

Are you mad? Your children could choke ?? 😂😂😂

Bone broth. Right. Like in Jane Austen's time?
She's just read that somewhere, she's no idea what it means.
Bone broth indeed.

I can't eat food with flour or eggs

You said you were gluten and dairy intolerant though? Eggs are neither of those.

Just placemarking ready for The Big Day. Our lives as wives, mothers, feminists and elevators will never be the same again

Catching up but I was interested to note the emphasis on 'Sussex' now being the family name.

IIRC Harold was monikered 'Captain Wales' in the army and the kids were saddled with styled 'Mountbatten-Windsor' on their birth certificates while 'Markle' now appears to have been, well, Markled.

Brrrr. Shapeshifters 🐊