Are your cats training for any careers?

[Ijwwm]

Storm has notions of being a car engineer - he wants one of those flat beds on wheels for examining the underside of things.

And as for Gizmo and Sybil 😲

MaleCat doubles as a hedgehog if needed

If anyone put a spell on Gizmo, @TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne, I think it’s pretty obvious who was responsible.

My late little love could teach deportment

He’s an expert leaf collector, not your average leaf but the very fancy rare ones that no other cat could hunt (approx. 5 a day) while collecting these precious leafs his sister likes to stay home saving us from any suspicious items and as you can see it’s not an easy job, really takes it out of you

That is one withering stare, surprised Gizmo didn't combust!
Edited to add: ...or run away to Scotland...

Lenny already moonlights as a night club doorman.

See above

Penelope is willing to do any job that involves spending my money on her.

This one is just going to opt out and live on benefits - she hasn't bought into the Alarm Clock Britain concept.

This is my cat, he's sleek, good looking a great mouser and he doesn't need a job. He has servants to pander to his every whim. The female vets at our practise all fancy him 😅😅

"Well these soft white fluffy bath towels are going to get themselves covered in Panther Fur by themselves , are they "?

(P.S. I hope you don't mind me joining in - she's a new addition to the household, arrived just a week ago.)

When he isn't watching TV (Death in Paradise is a firm favourite), Oscar (on the sofa) and Margot spend their days testing soft furnishings for comfort and warmth. Oscar also specialises in bedding.

Lily is a fully trained cabin baggage inspector having practiced in Amazon boxes. She's been working overtime so a quick nap was needed!

Letting the cat out of the bag
"No don't get ideas I'm not going to run about like those giddy little cocker spaniels who sniff out drugs for a tennis ball "
Who says black cats are not easy to photograph?
Anyone who has a black cat who likes black bags , obvs

Am going to look at the latest ones properly tomorrow and reply. Storm is currently demanding cuddles and his massive paws keep bashing my iPad screen which makes coherent posting a bit more challenging 😹

Final post from me tonight. Previous cat was scouted for the balance beam team for the olympics. He did not like the leotard uniform, found it too restrictive. Sadly, they wouldn’t let him compete “naked”. So, for a year, he took up strategic +EV casino offers. Netted his owner around £13k, was great to have him contributing to the household coffers for a short while 🎲🎰💰

You and your gorgeous kitty are very welcome: what's her name?😻

She's a foster girlie, so she didn't arrive with a name (had been abandoned). But we're calling her Liza (Lie-za, not Lee-za) although I guess she may get another name when she moves to her real home.

Spud thinks work is beneath him, he just wants to live a life of luxury (and pretty much does 😽😽)

Gardener by day, opera singer by night.

Fosterers are bloody brilliant. I managed 9 cats over 2 years before Kitty moved in.

They included a comedian, an acrobat, a bodyguard, a housekeeper (specialising in laundry & washing up), a hairdresser & a town crier.

@Ijwwm Thank you for starting the thread, and all of you for posting - it has cheered me no end.

😂😂😂

cabinet minister?
sorry!