Are your cats training for any careers?

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Storm has notions of being a car engineer - he wants one of those flat beds on wheels for examining the underside of things.

Mini Pollock wants to be a life model for artists.
"Draw me like one of your French girls"

Kitty certainly is a talented medium.

She put a spell on Gizmo and he can't figure out how to lie in his donut.

Arnold is training to be an estate agent. He doesn't live here but likes to let himself in to inspect the fixtures and fittings.

One of my cats is training to be a hitman, placing his toys strategically on the stairs or laying across the top step. Our other cat is training to be a dog by growling at anything that moves, stealing the dog food and accompanying us on walks.

Food writer - expertise mainly in butter left unattended, but very willing to branch out.

Queen. Obviously.

Sounds like a typical plumber to be fair!

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Snarf doesn’t need to hope, looks like he’s nailed it! KitKat is cute enough to get away with stealing anything. Digby looks suitably unimpressed - am loving the typical Maine Coon leg dangle 😻

That’s a level of commitment I couldn’t cope with! Previous career sounds sensible, definitely a good idea to work with something you have a strong interest in 🐭

I’d happily spill my worries to FC, am sure I’d come away feeling much better. Am loving the goldfish hybrid description 🤣

Oh, Linney needs to set his sights MUCH higher - totally deserves to be the lead in a big blockbuster. If he decides on parliament instead, I’m sure he’d be much more effective than most of those currently holding seats.

Loki looks perfect for the role, great career choice to focus on your natural abilities.

Today mine are variously wanting to become:

A tuna sandwich taster
A draught excluder
A curtain-twitching neighbour-watcher

Tomorrow it will be different.

Wow, Kitty really is making the best of her talents - great idea to maximise earning potential and a varied work week.

Customs officer. She must sniff and check every single thing that gets brought into the house.

MP is going to have a stellar career, what a beauty. If she can meow with a French accent then it will be another string to her bow.

Brilliant 🤣

Lupin hopes to get into television as a Mewsreader.

Love it. Arnold sounds quite brazen and intrusive - perfect attributes for his career choice.

Linney is also quite keen on installing worktops in kitchens.
He was examining mine in this picture, and giving me some advice ("add a bowl of catfood to make it more attractive")

Sounds like the hitman training is going well. Maybe he could book an elite training session with Loki featured upthread - could expand his skill base.

Training to be a dog is admirable, smashing those “dogs will be dogs and cats will be cats” boundaries.

Great career choice. If you’re doing something you love then you’ll never work a day in your life.

Mine are more like food establishment inspectors. They sit and watch me prepare every bloody meal of mine 😹

Obviously! That’s a lifetime commitment to service and never forget the wise words of Stormzy “Heavy is the Head That Wears the Crown”

Variety is the spice of life - no two days will ever be the same, great way to stop work boredom creeping in.