Are your cats training for any careers?

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Storm has notions of being a car engineer - he wants one of those flat beds on wheels for examining the underside of things.

Doesn't want to be Chairman Meow then?

Very sensible - let the minions get grubby and just reap the rewards.

A most excellent suggestion @Ijwwm We’ll start work on her cv immediately.

He specialises in neighbourhood watch with a side line as treat tester

Zeus is my neighbour's cat but keeps sneaking in through the window, because he's obviously training to be a cat burglar.

When my DD did a school project about the Amazon River , one of her guinea-pigs helped her ( what with them being from Peru , he knew everything about the Amazon) She got over 90%

The cats are less than helpful , she was studying Criminology , MaleCat told her he was "a lawyer" , he is in fact "a liar" .

My daughter’s cat wants to be a kitchen fitter.

First aider with a sideline in being a kitchen cupboard inspector. But you only get first aid if he approves of you......

Sadly Chops is ginger and jobless. His only talent is nipping trades people who fail to tell him he’s beautiful.

Gizmo is also very interested in cuisine.

He was hoping to add "Turkey Chef" to his CV, alongside "Apprentice Plumber"

Although to be fair he's better at eating turkey than cooking it.

Louie is in negotiations with Taylor Swift’s people in a bid to become one of her backing dancers. He’s heard she’s very inclusive about her team, and knows she loves cats 🐈

Restaurant critic?

He's in disguise as a snow leopard planning an expedition to one of the poles. He's quite put out I spotted him.

training to be a binman

ICE agent, going by his ongoing violence towards me 😂

Sybil doesn't need trainining. She already has a job as judge, jury, and executioner.

Kitty’s not guilty of enchanting Gizmo. (And I bet she could take Sybil).

Mine is training for be a Private Eye, someone has paid him to keep tabs on the squirrel which hangs about in our garden.
He’s deep undercover but someone needs to have a word with him about how he dressed as hes black and every bugger can see him a mile off sitting on the fence.

I'm not sure if mine want to be be suitcase testers. Or want to flight attendants, travel consultants.

Christmas Soft Furnishing Tester

Nice work if you can get it .

I think not...

Ozzy’s the union rep. He’s enforcing work to rule.

Sybil , there's only one rule about Fight Club y'know .

Porridge is training for that too but he doesn’t need a wheeled truck as he is expert at sliding on his back clawing the underneath of the sofa. Unfortunately I haven’t a photo - we are equal parts amused and annoyed as the base of our sofa is in ribbons.

Town Cryer. Psipsina has perfected the 6am cry