Are your cats training for any careers?

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Storm has notions of being a car engineer - he wants one of those flat beds on wheels for examining the underside of things.

It’s an important job, can’t risk illegal substances, contraband and the like flooding the neighbourhood. Does she have a clipboard to help her look official?

No clipboard but she realises it's not a bag of dreamies she gives that glare and waves you through.

These are all so cute 🥰

Gary would like to be an intensive care nurse. I haven’t been very well - was taken off in an ambulance last week (dh and dc at home so he’s not been neglected) but since I’ve been home he’s been keeping a very close eye on me. I wake up to this every morning at the moment 😳 - I think he’s mostly checking the dinner lady is still alive.

I think Lupin will be very successful, a definite gravitas about his look that will be reassuring to viewers.

Film critic.

Kitty can’t imagine how you could possibly suspect her of that, @TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne.

After she summoned that monster from outer space for you & everything.

She’s not cross. She’s just a bit hurt.

This is what I like to see with prospective candidates in my Cat Headhunting Agency - attention to detail alongside problem solving. Whichever career Linney settles on, he’s going to go very far.

The Glare, makes me shudder just to think about it!

Bonnie is trainee spliff-roller, but her main job is bag lady

The ginger fool sometimes likes to act as a guide cat. We take blind Bob out for supervised walks around the garden but the ginger fool worries and decides that Bob needs to be 'helped'. Bob is not impressed.

Mewsic teacher

That must have been worrying, hope you are on the road to feeling better.

Gary sounds like a natural, that type of role really is a calling. Am very happy that you have such an attentive carer at your side 😻

Great career choice. And, if working from home, it means that you can get to see films before everyone else!

Bet she’s popular at parties 😹

Bless him, he obviously has a very caring nature 💕

Oh, I love a creative nature. I don’t have a musical bone in my body, but have a feeling that I could maybe achieve something with this tutor 🎹 🐾

She'd like to do the entertainment at kiddies parties

Here she is doing her Heeere's Johnny impression

My previous boy auditioned for the lead role in Puss in Boots. We were all devastated when he didn’t get the role. Dream works said that they just knew that no one would ever believe that a cat could be THAT gorgeous, so they went with animation instead.

My other previous boy auditioned for a tv show based around hypnotism and illusion. Again, devastated that he wasn’t successful. The producers said that he was too cute and would be distracting onscreen, so they went with Derren Brown instead 😿

That absolutely is Puss in Boots and you were robbed!

Oh, she’s perfect for that role - and kids love scary stuff, she’ll have them all shrieking their heads off 😹

Sid can’t decide whether to be a superhero with invisibility as her superpower or a deep sea fishercat.

I know, right! I miss that boy SO much. He’s been gone nearly six years now and the piece of my heart he took with him will never reappear 😿

Any sort of managerial role within the Spare Time Committee. Not chairman though. Doesn't want to get his toe beans too muddy.

I like to give career advice for deserving candidates. I would strongly recommend they take some time to combine both dreams - an invisible deep sea fishercat will offer a very niche skill set.