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The Excellent Cats welcome the new year by planning an expedition in search of 'She who must not be named'

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Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 01/01/2026 20:54

Carried forward from the previous thread.
www.mumsnet.com/talk/the_litter_tray/5440081-prison-dramas-bands-and-ouija-boards-the-excellent-cats-audition-sing-and-plot?page=1

Lenny however needs a rest before he starts searching.

The Excellent Cats welcome the new year by planning an expedition in search of 'She who must not be named'
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Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 08/01/2026 15:30

Pudmyboy · 08/01/2026 13:47

Sybil has striking eyes, a bit scary to me, like she can see right through any nonsense going on..
Am I right in thinking Basil's left eye is a little gunky? Hope it was temporary, if so!

He doesn't have a gunky eye but he has had discolouration on the iris for quite a few years. Our vet isn't worried and it clearly doesn't bother him.
Close up to illustrate.

And yes - nothing gets past Sybil 🤣

The Excellent Cats welcome the new year by planning an expedition in search of 'She who must not be named'
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Breadcat24 · 08/01/2026 15:44

@Grumpyoldpersonwithcats what a beautiful close up of Basil
I have always been unfortunate in the cat photos I take- as soon as I take out a camera or phone they turn round.
And you cannot be posting loads of pictures of cats bums can you

RumNotRun · 08/01/2026 17:07

I made a bed today, closely supurrvised by Lex. Frank did start to watch but got bored so turned his back to me and napped. Lex has inspected the bed and decided it is adequate.

Unfortunately I didn't think things through and bought a faux leather bed. I give it a few hours before the first demon starts to sharpen their claws!

The Excellent Cats welcome the new year by planning an expedition in search of 'She who must not be named'
Breadcat24 · 08/01/2026 17:14

@RumNotRun I would be more worried about fur on that colour

YelramBob · 08/01/2026 18:45

Happy new year everyone, kali chrona! 🇬🇷🇨🇾

After ten days in the UK I was so glad to get back to Cyprus. Lovely break but missed my babies so much 😭

Wee Pebbles is booked in for his 'gentleman's operation' on Monday, he hasn't started spraying yet or displaying any antisocial behaviour but he's nearly 5 months old now so 🥜🪓🙀

I've attached some pictures of Pebbles and Kloppy helping me pack my case before Christmas 🙄

The Excellent Cats welcome the new year by planning an expedition in search of 'She who must not be named'
The Excellent Cats welcome the new year by planning an expedition in search of 'She who must not be named'
EmpressaurusKitty · 08/01/2026 19:20

I bet the weather’s a lot nicer in Cyprus! Good luck to Pebbles. I recommend Cat TV on YouTube for keeping him quiet after.

Is everyone who’s likely to be affected by it ready for the storm?

YelramBob · 08/01/2026 20:02

@EmpressaurusKitty it was lovely until about an hour ago, now we've got torrential downpours and thunderstorms - we need the rain but this is so heavy it's destroying farmers' crops 😕

Pebbles is snoozing blissfully, unaware his 'nads will be gone forever on Monday 😅

Esgaroth · 08/01/2026 20:31

Breadcat24 · 08/01/2026 15:44

@Grumpyoldpersonwithcats what a beautiful close up of Basil
I have always been unfortunate in the cat photos I take- as soon as I take out a camera or phone they turn round.
And you cannot be posting loads of pictures of cats bums can you

When you find yourself a new cat, try making a funny noise at them right before you take the photo. Then you can get the cat making a wtf face as demonstrated by Kettle here.

Good luck in your search, by the way, the cat that finds you will be a very lucky feline.

The Excellent Cats welcome the new year by planning an expedition in search of 'She who must not be named'
RumNotRun · 08/01/2026 20:44

Breadcat24 · 08/01/2026 17:14

@RumNotRun I would be more worried about fur on that colour

The fur doesn't normally show up on my bed sheets until Frederick takes a nap. He sheds more than any cat I have ever had which is a pain cause I mainly wear black.

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 08/01/2026 21:05

RumNotRun · 08/01/2026 20:44

The fur doesn't normally show up on my bed sheets until Frederick takes a nap. He sheds more than any cat I have ever had which is a pain cause I mainly wear black.

Gizmo takes the prize in this establishment.

I've never known a cat to shed so much fur. I mean you'd think that Linney would be a prime culprit, having long white fur, but he rarely leaves any on anything.

(Except on dark garments that I'm photographing to upload on to Vinted. He always manages to desecrate anything I'm hoping to get top dollar for)

The Excellent Cats welcome the new year by planning an expedition in search of 'She who must not be named'
TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 08/01/2026 21:12

Hamish the NMK was introduced to cooked chicken today.

History is silent on the subject of its being a famed MN chicken though.
It may well have been just an ordinary one.

Hamish's mum was kicked off MN some time ago for some supposed transgression of the TGs, so (suitably outraged) she may have a distaste for any and all things MN.

I know how she feels

The Excellent Cats welcome the new year by planning an expedition in search of 'She who must not be named'
RumNotRun · 08/01/2026 21:28

Hamish looks like he approves of the chicken.

(What are TGs?)

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 08/01/2026 22:48

RumNotRun · 08/01/2026 21:28

Hamish looks like he approves of the chicken.

(What are TGs?)

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Talk Guidelines

Which some people foolishly break occasionally

RumNotRun · 08/01/2026 23:26

Ahhh! Thank you. What kind of terrible person would ever break such a thing? 😜

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 09/01/2026 00:32

I cannot imagine doing so.

Well not on purpose anyway

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 09/01/2026 00:34

RumNotRun · 08/01/2026 23:26

Ahhh! Thank you. What kind of terrible person would ever break such a thing? 😜

Grumpy famously did once.

🤣

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 09/01/2026 00:35

I am being wooed by a lay preacher.

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 09/01/2026 00:46

I never allow my cats on the work surfaces in the kitchen

The Excellent Cats welcome the new year by planning an expedition in search of 'She who must not be named'
EmpressaurusKitty · 09/01/2026 05:29

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 09/01/2026 00:46

I never allow my cats on the work surfaces in the kitchen

Of course not.

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 09/01/2026 06:02

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 09/01/2026 00:34

Grumpy famously did once.

🤣

Whereas others seem to make a regular habit of it 🤣

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TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 09/01/2026 06:33

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 09/01/2026 06:02

Whereas others seem to make a regular habit of it 🤣

Oh, that'll be Allergic.

🤣

RumNotRun · 09/01/2026 08:15

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 09/01/2026 00:35

I am being wooed by a lay preacher.

Oh really? And is the wooing being met with interest?

EmpressaurusKitty · 09/01/2026 08:43

I’ve had the occasional slapped wrist but only actually been suspended once. Can’t remember exactly why.

Allergictoironing · 09/01/2026 09:06

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 09/01/2026 06:33

Oh, that'll be Allergic.

🤣

ONCE! Once only many years ago pre cats and that was a warning not a ban.

Must admit I've sailed a little close to the wind on a few threads with completely rabid reborn Christians pronouncing "facts" that are definitely historical untruths....

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 09/01/2026 10:18

My ban meant I had to do 'lines'.
I must not create a username that takes the piss out of another user.
I must not create a username that takes the piss out of another user.
I must not create a username that takes the piss out of another user.
even if said user was a complete arse 🤣

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