The One after the One where the Excellent Cats posed for a calendar

[TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne]

Come and join us.
All cats welcome.

Even bitey ones.
🤣

Unfortunately they have Changing Villages all over the UK in swimming facilities.
A lot of local councils have out sourced the running of leisure centres so it is nothing to do with them and if you ask the people running them any questions … Oh we don’t keep that information.
Right back to lovely cats!

Rule 16 - any food you're getting out of the fridge is seen as fair game, even when it's not something they'd eat.

Rule 17 - it's not your corner of the sofa, it's mine, and occasionally let you sit there in between my naps.

Rule 18 - if I am comfy on your lap, Intergalactic Law states that you may not move until I decide.

Rule 19 - I'm not chasing and killing the bluebottle. That's a human slave's job.

Rule 20 - if I want to bin dive, that's my prerogative. If you don't want me to do it, don't put delicious smelling things in there.

Naughty Enterprising cat.

A dog would never steal milk so tidily.

Re - Rule 16 - any food you're getting out of the fridge is seen as fair game, even when it's not something they'd eat.

(Pic - NMC - but might as well be!)

Herbie does that!
When we are silly enough to have cups with milk in ready for tea to added, left on worktops.

Couldn't resist this

Some NMCs

What is the bitey one's name?

We've been gardening. Kitty was very eager to help unpack the cat thyme & smooth the soil in its planter.

These Home Bargains cooling mats have proven a good investment. I just bought another one as Frank is not sharing, and Vixie Pixie seems quite pleased with it.

There’s a surprisingly entertaining thread in AIBU about teddies. I don’t think the OP meant it that way though.

Matilda is looking especially dignified this evening.😂

Has she been helping with the washing?

She's excellent at making sure that it becomes furry again asap, preferably before I've had a chance to wear it. Doesn't help that most of my clothes are black.

Kitty thinks all the pegs on the airer are there purely for her entertainment.

She's going to pull that over in a minute.
🤣

The OP hasn't come back. Most disappointed. 🐻

Weirdly neither of them try and climb them. Possibly they had a go when they were kittens and it was a near miss. A bit like the shelf that injured Boris that they have designated a no go area for cats ever since.

She probably can't bear to do so.

Well the comments have been pretty grizzly.

The teddy thread is great, MN vipers can be very witty at times. I also just had a little laugh at the asshole cat and the chicken tagine.

My tribe are being weirdly well behaved this evening. Vix is still asleep on her cooling pillow, Ghostie, Toad, and Lex are all relaxing in the lounge, even Raven is quiet and not hissing at the others.

Kitty’s been playing with the paper & box that the plants came in.

I hope the OP’s able to grin & bear it.

I was persuaded by you all to have a look at the teddy thread, it's fabulous. My school didn't have a cute nickname, it did however, share it's name with the local prison. The prison would probably have been nicer.

Finlay is home for a change - DS and I are building starry night Lego ❤️😻