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The One after the One where the Excellent Cats posed for a calendar

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TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 26/06/2025 12:09

Come and join us.
All cats welcome.

Even bitey ones.
🤣

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RumNotRun · 04/08/2025 13:45

Vixen takes her job as my supervisor very seriously.

The One after the One where the Excellent Cats posed for a calendar
stormsandsunshine · 04/08/2025 14:25

Snowcat is making it worth my while to be WFH today

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stormsandsunshine · 04/08/2025 14:26

Meanwhile Stripey is waiting to be carried up with the children’s laundry

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EmpressaurusKitty · 04/08/2025 17:03

I had a foster who loved being carried around in boxes. She’d jump into one & wait.

Defiantly41 · 04/08/2025 18:50

Has anyone heard from Broon? Weather looks totally wild

RumNotRun · 04/08/2025 19:59

@TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne are you all keeping safe and dry?

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 04/08/2025 20:05

RumNotRun · 04/08/2025 19:59

@TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne are you all keeping safe and dry?

Hi!
Yes, we're okay.
The garden has taken a battering and some plant pots have fallen over.
Linney decided to spend the storm at the home of the man who calls him The White One. This is the bloke who famously fed Gizmo on sardines, milk and dog biscuits. I hope he didn't feed Linney the same noxious mixture.

It's decidedly chilly and the fire is on.

It doesn't seem like August.

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HumanToCatBeasties · 04/08/2025 21:04

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 04/08/2025 20:05

Hi!
Yes, we're okay.
The garden has taken a battering and some plant pots have fallen over.
Linney decided to spend the storm at the home of the man who calls him The White One. This is the bloke who famously fed Gizmo on sardines, milk and dog biscuits. I hope he didn't feed Linney the same noxious mixture.

It's decidedly chilly and the fire is on.

It doesn't seem like August.

Hope there's no damage, we've missed most of it here in the Midlands. It's lovely that Linney is keeping your neighbour company during the storm. Hope there aren't any unfortunate litter tray incidents as a result though. Having to put the fire on in August seems extreme, but I guess that's rural Scotland for you.

Pudmyboy · 04/08/2025 22:01

Glad you are all safe albeit a bit chilly @TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne .
Where did Gizmo spend the storm? Agree it's kind of Linney to keep your neighbour company but I hope Linney's digestion is tougher than Gizmo's....

Pudmyboy · 04/08/2025 22:03

stormsandsunshine · 04/08/2025 14:26

Meanwhile Stripey is waiting to be carried up with the children’s laundry

Love Stripey and Snowcat, and also love to see I am not the only person who uses collapsible crates for laundry!

stormsandsunshine · 04/08/2025 22:43

Poor Stripey just had a traumatic experience. DH was checking all the doors before going to bed and found her cowering outside on the patio miaowing pitifully.

She obviously went out through the catflap (which I had taped open earlier and it was like that most of the day) - neither of them have gone through it before, so when I took the tape off I didn’t realise she was outside. Then she didn’t know how to get back in. She was lucky not to get stuck out there all night!

She has gone to hide behind the piano now and Snowcat has gone to look after her.

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 04/08/2025 22:52

Pudmyboy · 04/08/2025 22:01

Glad you are all safe albeit a bit chilly @TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne .
Where did Gizmo spend the storm? Agree it's kind of Linney to keep your neighbour company but I hope Linney's digestion is tougher than Gizmo's....

Gizmo spent the storm fast asleep on our bed.

Lazy sod.
🤣🤣🤣

And Linney has a splendid digestion, thankfully.

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TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 04/08/2025 22:54

Oh no, poor Stripey!

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EmpressaurusKitty · 05/08/2025 06:28

Poor Stripey! Although how brave of her. How is she this morning?

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 05/08/2025 19:00

SHOWDOWN IN THE KITCHEN

Suzy popped in, and Gizmo was less than welcoming.

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EmpressaurusKitty · 05/08/2025 19:03

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 05/08/2025 19:00

SHOWDOWN IN THE KITCHEN

Suzy popped in, and Gizmo was less than welcoming.

That’s a bit inhospitable of him. How’s Linney after his visit next door?

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 05/08/2025 19:05

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 05/08/2025 19:00

SHOWDOWN IN THE KITCHEN

Suzy popped in, and Gizmo was less than welcoming.

Pa Broon picked Suzy up and carried her to the front door. She purred.

I walked past Gizmo, who was still outraged, and he swiped at my leg, growled, and bared his teeth at me.

Like it was my fault that Suzy popped in through the open window.

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TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 05/08/2025 19:06

EmpressaurusKitty · 05/08/2025 19:03

That’s a bit inhospitable of him. How’s Linney after his visit next door?

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Absolutely fine. Linney is generally very chilled.

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EmpressaurusKitty · 05/08/2025 20:43

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 05/08/2025 19:06

Absolutely fine. Linney is generally very chilled.

That reminds me, I think Linney is Mr August on the Cats & Dragons calendar. White again, but fluffier than Snowcat.

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TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 05/08/2025 20:50

EmpressaurusKitty · 05/08/2025 20:43

That reminds me, I think Linney is Mr August on the Cats & Dragons calendar. White again, but fluffier than Snowcat.

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Ah yes, he told me he'd posed for that picture.

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EmpressaurusKitty · 05/08/2025 20:55

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 05/08/2025 20:50

Ah yes, he told me he'd posed for that picture.

Has he brought the dragon round for tea?

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 05/08/2025 20:57

EmpressaurusKitty · 05/08/2025 20:55

Has he brought the dragon round for tea?

It's in the diary for next week.

I might send Gizmo out for the day.

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EmpressaurusKitty · 05/08/2025 21:03

TheBroonOneAndTheWhiteOne · 05/08/2025 20:57

It's in the diary for next week.

I might send Gizmo out for the day.

Might be a good idea.

HumanToCatBeasties · 05/08/2025 21:25

If any cat deserved to be featured in a calendar it's Linney. He's survived more than one Scotland related storm, he's somehow managed to get on with Gizmo, despite his antisocial tendances, Suzy hasn't managed to turn him into a vampire and he's survived your neighbours mackerel/ dog biscuits related diet. He is truly epic.

I'm keeping my eye out for a 2026 version of the calendar, definitely going on my Christmas list.

EmpressaurusKitty · 05/08/2025 21:32

Suzy hasn't managed to turn him into a vampire

Did she try???