To a life well spent – RIP Cap'n V

[Allergictoironing]

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In memory of Cap'n V

Congrats to your DS2, Grumpy! I love that so many of us assume that TC is already planning to redouble his invasion tactics as a result of the reduction in Grumpy humans.

Big Boy and Little Girl are ultra handsome, YetAnotherSpartacus.

Well done to DS for assistance with Leroy’s personal grooming. That 3am kebab will never be so delicious.

Bet he’ll save a bit for Leroy.

The Kiss!

How very modern Lana - a feline gay love story.

That's better than Klimt's take on it Super!

Please don't tell my mum I said that though - she loves Klimt's work 🫢🤫

Right now it’s brotherly love ❤️

How is DS after clubbing? Hope Leroy is sitting with him through the hangover.

Are you still with us Fluffy?!?

Yes but I’m not looking forward to my next appraisal.

Keep strong mate. We’ll score you top on the customer feedback forms PM-ed from an unknown source.

How is DS after clubbing? Hope Leroy is sitting with him through the hangover.

He was out at 10:30am to catch a train for a weekend away. He doesn't do getting shit-faced tbh, he's always said the main reason he's never rebelled is because there's nothing to rebel against 😂

Went walking the dogs with NDN earlier. I know this isn't a cat 🙀 but couldn't resist sharing this picture of one of TC's doggy siblings plus NDN's legs. She's a very happy dog!

Probably because TC doesn’t come on walks. It’s not a walk it’s a respite.

For those who remember my abortive day in court as witness to a drunk exposing himself (high street, by the main bus stops, Sat mid-afternoon), I got an update yesterday.

Having failed to show at the court date, apparently he DID turn up to the prelim hearing yesterday. He was cleared of Exposure, but WAS charged with Outraging Public Decency. Suspended sentence, and been told I will be getting £50 compensation!!!

My Grandma, what a big tongue you have!

And why are you being hoisted off the ground?

@Allergictoironing
Msy I nominate you as the Litter Tray's barometer of public decency standards?
Considering what our cats get up to I think we need one!
And pleased the flasher did get a conviction (of sorts). What will you spend your £50 on?

No idea when I will get the money. Could do with it right now TBH, as what with a gap between jobs, payday at previous job being mid-month & this job end of month, and me starting too late to get on the July payroll, I'm just a teeny bit short until the end of next week!

Probably spend it on a bulk box of Encore Tuna Steaks off Amazon - cats do love those as their Sunday treat!

I should point out that I wasn't upset at all from being flashed, spent my youth with motor bikes and at rock clubs, so a flopping penis here or there is of no regard to me. However I WAS angry that he did it in MY town, while I was in Town Council uniform, at that time of day when you could have anyone about including children, elderly people, victims of sexual abuse etc.

Must admit though, I'd spend all day looking at drunk stranger's penises if I was getting paid £50 a shot!

No finer reward deserved!! Congrats Allergic - you pulled a blinder.

Don’t you dare spend it all on cat food.

Prince accompanied me at my toilette this am and ran off with the loo roll, howling with joy. He’s killed it and buried it in his box.

Hopefully you’ll get the money soon @Allergictoironing horrible man acting like that.

Tescos dont sell whiskas or dreamies anymore.

Tescos dont sell whiskas or dreamies anymore.

WTAF?????????? 😱😱😱😱😱🫣

I mean, admittedly Leroy is now officially on a diet but the vet didn't say no treats at all 🤦🏼‍♀️

(He's a fraction under 7kg)

They fell out with the manufacturers over price ingredients so if your in the shit they are not to be relied on.

I considered freeze dried chicken lumps but Puddys brain does not have room for new ideas.

Ollie has spat at a dog, been fussed by grandpaw and gone to bed. It's like his perfect day

He just needs to throw up somewhere….

You were nearly there Fluffy. He went out and got soaked and demanded a towel dry

OH MY CHRIST FLUFFY. No Dreamies?! That’s why Prince is on those bloody Felix treats! Rioting in the streets next, I tells ya.

Dreamies are the opium of the pet people. How on earth do I get Prince to do anything without them?

Yet again M&S comes to the rescue, a purveyor of respectability to us all. They’re the same price as in Tesco.

Sensible pants currently half price too, preserving the nation’s morals at every opportunity.

Sensible pants currently half price too, preserving the nation’s morals at every opportunity.

Actually I find the Asda sensible pants (AKA Jumbobums) just as good as the M&S ones, and their normal price is silly cheap. I was wearing a pair under my big baggy black uniform trousers when I was Outraged against. OFC I was also wearing a ginormous black winter coat & scarf, and a good sized council issue black anti-covid mask - sexy eh, clearly I was "asking for it" by dressing provocatively.

I bet you were in possession of a vagina too! I take mine everywhere it’s only a matter of time I’ll come unstuck.