He'd have to fight off Auntie Lana. Or Auntie LLama.
My eardrum's burst! Stings a bit but nothing the pharmacist and M&S wine fridge can't cure. Last night I gave up on the GP after several attempts and went off for alcohol and aspirin - got a nice bag of frozen peas as well as a compress, beat that NHS.
Capn''s refused the Pill in a tub of posh onion gravy, which is really pushing it. He's after Wiltshire hand-sliced ham. Again.