Chez Ollie - The Not My Cats of many colours edition - All welcome

[TheLongRider]

New thread time.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/the_litter_tray/4244039-Chez-Ollie-All-welcome-especially-Not-My-Cats-General-Cat-chat-thread

It's 32 here at this hour. Capn's just enjoyed Felix for the third time today. Won't be fobbed off with soup or milk. Stumped into the loo to express his feelings as I sat there, knew he had a captive audience.

I'm getting this face. I think he expects me to turn the heat down

@NotMyCat

I'm getting this face. I think he expects me to turn the heat down

Tbf I'd appreciate it if you would.

Kipped on sofa with strategically placed fan by pillow due to city heat. Settled down, light off, lovely.

Capn sat on my head all night. Purred loud.

Ivy is plonked on my desk again. It's ok, it's not like I need to get to my calculator at any point?

Your teachers said mental arithmetic was worth learning and now we know why.

Puddy is not laying on the cooling mat. Don’t know why I bother. I’ll use it instead, she’s bound to want it then.

I’m sending the cooling pad back it’s shit.

@Supersimkin2

Kipped on sofa with strategically placed fan by pillow due to city heat. Settled down, light off, lovely.

Capn sat on my head all night. Purred loud.

Well what did you expect, putting your head in line with his fan?

I'm being looked at like a crazy person by the DH and DTeens after I launched into a rendition of "dontcha have wish your kitten was hot like me"

Apparently that's not a normal thing to do???

I'm pretty sure you will all disagree.

Offered Ollie a cold wet flannel. He must be too hot!

Totally normal Cricket

@cricketmum84 not crazy at all!

Ollie looks so cute with the flannel.

I'm impressed that Ollie's flannel matches him! Leroy has a small brown & blue towel. The exact colours of my secondary school uniform 🤷🏼‍♀️.

Ollie is enjoying the flannel more than Betsy! She still keeps swiping us.

I sing

"Hey there ivy cat, running through the fields like she's a cat, catching all the mice like she's a cat!!"

And for Betsy the fluffy one who likes to pet her fur blow in front of the fan I sing

"If you liked it then you should have put your fluff on it, Betsy boo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo ooh"

I get the same looks from the family when I do that.

To be honest I get the same looks from the cats too.

I sing Socksie Baby to the tune of Santa Baby to Socks. For some reason she is unimpressed...

I sang Pollycat, Pollycat to the tune of my boy lollipop to a former puss

I sing "Stripey, everything about you is so stripey." to the tune of Liberty X's "Just a little bit" to Hobbes the tabby.

brilliant lyrical adaptations, all - our very own Cats The Musical.

Here’s view from pillow 3 am. Bit tired today.

@Justonedayatatime11

Help. Foster cat won't eat, or drink. Hasn't used the litter tray since she got here. New catnip toy barely raised a glance. She is so so depressed

How's the poor thing today Any improvement?

@TheLongRider
Did a double take there - thought my previous generation of cats had been reincarnated

Leroy gets

🎶 You are my Leroy, my fluffy Leroy, you make me happy ev'ry single day 🎶
🎶 You'll never know, Ro, how much I love you, don't ever take my Leroy away 🎶

to the tune of "You Are My Sunshine".

Poor bugger 😁

@AlfonsoTheMango she has finally eaten (wet, dry and chicken) and used her litter tray. She also bit me incredibly hard . Think she's going to need a bit of time and a lot of love

Wet, dry & chicken. Clearly a polymath.

Does she warn before biting or just go straight to violence?.

[quote Justonedayatatime11]@AlfonsoTheMango she has finally eaten (wet, dry and chicken) and used her litter tray. She also bit me incredibly hard . Think she's going to need a bit of time and a lot of love [/quote]
I'm glad to hear that all the bodily functions are Go but I'm sorry to hear of the bite. Poor her and poor you.