I am currently v envious of my pair. They get to lie around all day, whereas it's my weekend on at work and I have to walk around all day wearing a hi-vis type vest over my top (in a very fetching shade of sky blue) which makes me sweat even more as it's nylon.
And due to the weather, I need to go walkabout near rivers & lakes to discourage young people from jumping into the water off bridges etc. They will, of course, ignore me if I'm lucky & verbally abuse me if I'm not lucky. I will also get verbal abuse for trying to remind people to take their litter home, and if I'm REALLY lucky I get to find broken glass & drug paraphernalia like needles.