Chez Ollie - The Not My Cats of many colours edition - All welcome

[TheLongRider]

New thread time.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/the_litter_tray/4244039-Chez-Ollie-All-welcome-especially-Not-My-Cats-General-Cat-chat-thread

Queen love! Ow! You want calendula for that. And ice cream. Twice daily for a week.

At least you got your money’s worth from the pummelling - but I’d be tempted to see if it worked before rebooking. Next year, if ever.

Ooooh ice cream!! It's so rubbish being diabetic, I had a mr whippy with a flake the other day and it sent my blood sugar sky high 😢

We have an amazing ice cream place near us where it's all made on site. They do a whisky and clotted cream ice cream that's amazing with a scoop of their dark chocolate.

Eek hope that bruising calms down!

Puddy played with her mousie this morning! I didn’t think she knew what to do with it. I stood frozen on the landing while it squeaked away.

Sounds like Puddy has definitely settled herself in. Hope your shoulders are feeling better NotMyCat. I'm missing a proper office chair and computer too!

New foster day today. I've just had a message to warn me she's very distressed and scared

Charlie is in disgrace for leaping up onto DHs shoulders from the floor

Clever Charlie!

Hang fairy lights around DH's neck to Charlie-proof it.

What happened to the cat who was dropped off by your neighbour, Just?

@YetAnotherSpartacus she was collected 5 days later and shredded my hand in the process. She now sits and glares at me when I do the school run!

Oh dear :(. Sounds like she wanted to stay!

I'm doing a 300k.cycle today. I've stopped for second breakfast and I'm currently eating a breakfast roll with a monochrome NMC getting the lion's share of the sausage.

300k

Yes, I'm following the boundary of the medieval Irish Pale around the east of Ireland. I'll be home around midnight, I live up to my user name.

Keep Ridin’ Long. How fantastic you are. Don’t be late for little Nemo’s supper, mind.

Nemo was exceedingly glad to see me at 5:30am. By the rapturous reception I received, I think he would prefer an early breakfast every day. Anyway, he's got DH and DD to feed him.

I live up to my user name

So do I, but I think it's easier for me .

I'm very impressed btw.

For @cricketmum84 , have you tried these? www.tescoplc.com/news/2018/pimms-ice-lollies-launched-at-tesco/

32 calls and only 8 or 9 g of carb, they do a Bellini one too but it's higher in carbs and cals.

Or if you can get them, the vegan Solero ice lollies (not the icrecreamy ones, but the ones with sorbet in the middle) are around the same count as the Pimms ones. The lemon ones are brilliant but hard to find

@Defiantly41

For *@cricketmum84* , have you tried these? www.tescoplc.com/news/2018/pimms-ice-lollies-launched-at-tesco/

32 calls and only 8 or 9 g of carb, they do a Bellini one too but it's higher in carbs and cals.

Or if you can get them, the vegan Solero ice lollies (not the icrecreamy ones, but the ones with sorbet in the middle) are around the same count as the Pimms ones. The lemon ones are brilliant but hard to find

Oooh they sound good!!

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 TheLongRider. Very impressive. I was reminded from a long ago history lesson that this is the origin of the phrase 'beyond the pale'.

Finding out about a Pimms or Bellini ice lolly when the temperature is going to be about 30 degrees on Sunday.... Thanks Defiantly!

I’m another one who’s impressed @TheLongRider!

Puddy is scared of houseflies.

@Fluffycloudland77

I’m another one who’s impressed *@TheLongRider*!

Puddy is scared of houseflies.

Betsy bloody loves a housefly.

She dives around like a nutter trying to catch them.

Sky raisins!

This isn't cat related at all but I thought you guys would appreciate it.

My husband just announced that when he was younger he though that the song sit down by James was about saddam Hussain.

I am reconsidering my marriage right now 😂😂

I can see how it might work. Did he never question it.

Ollie has been whinging over his food. I put raw down (it's human grade with salmon oil, I'm not poisoning him!) and he whinged over it and wouldn't eat. So I took it away
He threw himself on the floor
Put it back down at the next meal time and he whinged again, so I took it away and I've been looked at in horror that I didn't supply alternative food
Meal 3 and he's eaten the lot while giving me the side eye

He's been picky with food and I'm fed up of wasting it so took a stance

Well I'm back home 15 hours after I left this morning with 305km in my legs. You can see where I went by following the link on Strava: strava.app.link/v3UALaJYWhb

(I'm not worried about my loss of anonymity, it has been long gone).

Wowser @TheLongRider that's amazing. Hope you don't ache too much tomorrow