Captain V ruling the roost

[QueenCT]

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Our local cake shop has been burgled they're obviously wrong uns as they stole the charity box and left all the cake
Local pizza place has been to check they're ok and taken them free pizza

what shameless bastards - well done that pizza man.

Drugs - junkies love a charity box. Apparently shoplifting has got much more difficult because of social distancing so presum the dregs are ramping up.

My assistant under gardener is fertilising my plant pot!

Just like the gardener in Downton

The original new cat is arriving Tuesday. In theory. Unless the breeder goes awol again. Not sure how I feel about it now!

Oh how exciting, Just.
Unless you don’t want to get too excited in case she lets you down.
Did she say why she’d vanished for a few days?

Not a word Paper. I think I don't want to get too excited in case she doesn't show.

Hope Charlie's new partner in Curtain Crime arrives on Tuesday Just - or even more that that both keep each other too busy to worry about interfering with the decor.

You have a fantastic choice of cuisine Queen. Luckily I have been out for dinner tonight so am too full to feel chip envy.

Hope M&S has reopened Supersimkin2.

Yay Just.

Just had M&S roast lamb dinner, Capn had the gravy. Chippy open tomorrow, slaver.

I do hope she arrives Just! I bet she takes one look at Chuckles and does her Mummy thing and puts him Under the Paw though!

Today is a delivered roast dinner. Two courses for £15 Ollie has an eye on the potatoes

Phwoar. Was it beef or lamb or what??

Oh yum. I want! Very broke though.

I've spent the day waging war on bastarding fleas. I thought they had gone but my gorgeous five year old has been ravaged by them 😢 I've a fair few too. I've sent him to my parents for the night and blitzed the place, used foggers, everything hoovered again.

These two are not remotely repentant. They will be when I do their treatments again. Advice is repeat after a week if it's still a problem.

It was honey and mustard ham

Which treatment are you using @coastergirl?

@QueenCT

It was honey and mustard ham

I'm having beef bourguinon. Unfortunately, unlike our own posh Queen, I'm having to cook my own.

And which other course, Queen?
Starter or pud?
I cooked roast beef for me, dd1 and elderly DM.
The dog tried to contribute to the meal by catching a pigeon. It was alive and looked ok but wasn’t flying last time we checked. Can’t see it at the moment though.

Pudding sticky toffee with cream

Lovely!

@fluffy it's Advantage

Advantage ought to work. Frontlines useless. Our vet nurse told me it was ok so I asked what she used and it was advocate 🤨.

Booked the idiot sisters in for their boosters next week 🙂 need to check if we can go in with them now...

Today's the day. My new girl should be here mid afternoon and from everything I know it's going to take a long time for her to settle in and trust me. Will certainly give me something to focus on whilst my stupid lupus is making me feel like a dead person

Best of luck Just. A new cat is always exciting. Hopefully Charlie won't be too bewildered.

How exciting, Just.
I must check with our vets if they’re doing inoculations, Swampy. I would want to go in with them. Socks climbed up me last time and had to be retrieved by the vet from the back of my neck.